Hi, a small number of people on here may have remembered me from before. Anyway, I'm back with a brand new set of comics, so read and enjoy.

NB. BigFrank, I know it seems weird that I made a 1984-based comic a few weeks after your one, but I promise you it was just because I finished reading the book. Coincidence. Promise...

Anyway, have a look, see if you like em...

A return to comic making-of fast food and careers by southlondon 3-08-06

At the interview... Good morning. Oh, good morning! Wait!!! You speak...English? Twenty seconds later... And the company Ferrari will be right over, Mr CEO.

The truth hurts by southlondon 3-08-06

Jansen! What are you doing? Using the minimum effort possible, I'm dragging a broken broom of which the bristles are already worn down to mere inches, yawning and stopping every few seconds to evaluate my sad life. I'm also sweeping the one spot on the whole floor and have been doing so for the last three hours, while burping loudly and whistling at any female customers that walk in. I mean, er, just cleaining up, sir.

Of Channel Four and George Orwell by southlondon 3-10-06

It's Day Twelve in the Big Brother house and George Gallloway has been arrested for being a Thought Criminal No, hang on There never was a George Galloway

This comic is dedicated to the user chimppimp by southlondon 3-15-06

Oh yeah, I've been meaning to show you this website. This isn't one of your weird PVC sites is it? Erm...no. Look, you can create comic strips on it. I'll tkae you to the 'register' section... Two hours later... Who said i was a builder i thought this was the brokeback mountain audition Must destroy the evil I created...

As you've probably guessed, the user chimppimp is my mate in real life. Please rate him positively, his ego is so fragile... Sorry Chris, joke. Your comics were good.

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Does anyone feel like a little -giggle- when I mention my friend, Biggus Dickus?

Emoticon chosen - colon capital d

That means I like them.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Your mate is a dingbat who's gunnin' for a bannin'.

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8===D

"Of Channel Four and George Orwell" is wonderful.

Tell chimppimp to stop posting that stupid squirrel comic all over the place.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Trust me, he had a bad start but the guy's a natural comedian. Just give him time and don't judge too harshly.

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Does anyone feel like a little -giggle- when I mention my friend, Biggus Dickus?

But he wants feedback right now, and his comics suck.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

True, but he honestly is a very funny guy. Just give him a little time, please. And ignore the attitude, he doesn't mean it really.

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Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

thank you robyn

I'm sure he's really very sweet.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.