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bobby17
Junior Comic Technician
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Ladies and gentle, I present to you...Sir Abe Vigoda.....
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| Hello folks. I'm here tonight to talk to you about a serious problem going around the internet. Myspace predators. Now, I'm not just talking about the Pedo's I'm also talking about the pervs. | |
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| I have had my own wife stolen from me by Myspace predators. Apparently she had some pretty intense rape fantasies and I don't have to tell you people this but, Myspace predators love to rape. | |
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| Thats my own story. We have some more stories tonight for you to hear from men just like me who have lost their spouses to Myspace predators. | |
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This is Franklin from Brooklyn, he lost his wife to myspace predators.....
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| I'm 62 fucking years old. I work 14 hours a day as a drywaller and digging railroad tunnels. I didn't even know we had a computer. | |
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| Well, she was looking for young boys. Very young boys. She enjoyed having teenage men ravage her body. They would come over for orgies six or seven at a time. | |
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| They were like stray cats. | |
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This is Ricardo in San Juan Puerto Rico.....
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| Me and my wife, we had a pretty open relationship. We had been having threesomes, foursomes for years. No problems. | |
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| I had a girlfriend, she had a boy friend, I had a boy friend, she had another boyfriend. | |
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| Turns out she had taken a latina Myspace lover. She left me a broken man. | |
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This is Marty in Maple Falls Minnesota....
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| You know I used to be a real party animal. Funniest guy in the room, the most popular frat boy. | |
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| Then I grew the fuck up and got my act together. | |
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| My wife had added Gilbert Godfrey to her friends list and they fell madly in love. | |
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We now return to Abe Vigoda...
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| Thats just those stories, we have over a trillion more. All shattered men and woman, who have lost their soulmates to Myspace. | |
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| Forget about the kids, they aren't the only ones involved. Forget about the kids. Forget about the kids. | |
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| Now, I can have all the kids to myself. | |
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I once was lost, but now am found.
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