everyday

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Does anyone feel like a little -giggle- when I mention my friend, Biggus Dickus?

You too?

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Hooray for catharsis!

Code: Rape by ojcme 1-15-06

How the fuck did you get in here? Back away, scientist man. Technology is evil and I want to bring this world back to the good old days. You know, I cure diseases. You want to set your immune system back to that point? You'd get bacterially raped. I don't care, man. Modern society creates most of the problems. Security? I have a protestor in my lab. Commence code: rape.

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Hooray for catharsis!

My friends hijacked my username under auto-login and...oh, I can't be arsed. All I know is that they're probably laughing their arses off reading this.

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Does anyone feel like a little -giggle- when I mention my friend, Biggus Dickus?

Sucking cock is awesome.

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What others say about boorite!

YOU LIED TO ME!

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Hooray for catharsis!

the last time i had it sucked was ages ago!!!!
i got pounced on by some fat drunk slag, i wasnt expecting it, so it wasnt as clean as it could have been.

fat girls are are funny

yeah they are

Fat blokes are funnier.

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Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

No, you're funnier.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ooh, did I make a friend?

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Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Chimppimp & QueenB go to starbucks by chimppimp 3-24-06

In Starbucks chimp pimp and Queen B meet up for a coffee You should really stop pissing people off on that strip creator thing I know, but its so funny Some time passes Anyway what the hell are we going to get our mothers for mothers day I have no idea Queen B gets an idea Want to get another coffee Sounds like a plan