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How you know it's time to start paying more attention to the hookers you fuck.

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Tell your wife she can't suck cock worth a damn.

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How fundamentalists view the "slippery slope" of allowing gay marriage.

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A pussy and a dick walk into a bar...

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Multipurpose joystick.

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I liked every single one.

Great comics.

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I'm such a girl sometimes. The blue-gray of this moonscape SO does not go with this character's attire.

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Sorry man. The nail slipped. Three times? You're such a cock.

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Why antarctic fauna are not suited to food service... I said a DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER and FRIES! *sqwak*

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How my inner voice wants to make comics... Cock and balls! Cock and balls! OMG WTF LOL! Motherfucker! Motherfucker! *sqwak!*

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Why barnyard fauna are not suited to be Ninja Masters... Master Yoshi! I have defeated the Dishonorable One! What are your orders? *cluck*

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Yup, still good.

These are great!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Indeedy doody. I can't find a way that I can pull off a one frame strip, but you've done it well.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

I like cock.

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What others say about boorite!

Finally! A new user worth a damn! Keep 'em comin', please. :D

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I has a flavor!

I can feel my own grip on reality slipping. Is it a bad sign if I start dreaming of red robots?

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Office *scuttle* butt

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Neither one is a role model. My, aren't you a cute little bunny! I just killed your children.

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Their practice rounds completed, the aliens move on to more intelligent prey. I'm here to anal probe you. Are you sure you're in the right place?

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Less than a month after starting her job at McDonald's, Holly's brain revolts. I keel you, Meester Cash RegistAR! You mock me no longer! It's so nice that big companies hire the special children.

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After the loss of his wife, Larry's grip on reality was tenuous at best. But when his dog came home with a familiar femur, Larry gave in. That's it! I'm renting Gigli! You shouldn't have buried mom next to my dead squirrel stash, moron.

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For some reason I went all esoteric. I'm sure I'll get back to dick jokes soon.

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The secret shame of goths. I really like pink. Sunflowers are pretty.

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Ever be in the middle of a project and get interrupted when a T-Rex knocks on the door? Me neither. But I can dream.

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Portrait of a Jewish vegan who just ate the last coconut. Pwned.

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I failed Spanish. Ay carumba! El loco planto in el backo yardo!

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And with one delusional Buffy fan's actions, the world died in flames. But enough about depressing topics, let's talk gift baskets!

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Much to the happiness of fundamentalists everywhere, Gerald inexplicably discovers how to become straight. Son, I'm sorry you had to walk in on me and your uncle Bob like that... Tits are cool.

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Cool and cooler.

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Cool and stole the cooler.

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When Jack the Rooster ran away from home, he thought he had gone far enough to escape the abuses of the farm... Gasp! Cowboy Dick! Wha--what are you doing here in San Francisco!? This isn't what it looks like...

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If you don't know how this movie is going to end, you should probably go get some fresh air.

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Sadly, this wasn't how the lamer fanfic ended. Okay, fight to the death! Put 'em up, evil alien robot! Tobor can't bring himself to cornhole Captain Kirk!

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Little did Wile E Coyote realize, his latest ACME purchase would be his last...

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Has anyone noticed that Jamalia's nipples and muff are showing through her dress? Jon has... Don'tlook don'tlook don'tlook don'tlook don'tlook don'tlook Why won't he look?

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I fucking hate squirrels...

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I hate fucking squirrels...

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