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At an emergency White House Press Conference...
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| Sir!11 Sir! What can you tell us of the fire inside the White House?! | |
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| Sure. The master bathroom is completely gone as well as some valuable furniture. | |
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| Was there any other damage to the White House? | |
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| Yes. Mr President was on fire. I do believe he still is on fire. No one was brave enough to douse the flames of his presidency. | |
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| Well, it seems there is no news at the White House after all, at least none we don't already know. Back to you in the studio. | |
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| HEY! GET THE CAMCORDER READY! I WANT TO CREATE THE NEXT ZAPRUDER FILM! | |
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