The Downfall of Christianity #1 by Fingal 3-25-06

Good morning father, I have astonishing news. Carry on The majority of Christians live in America NOOOO!!!! And Germany was close at second My life is ruined

The Downfall of Christianity #2 by Fingal 3-25-06

Good morning, I am Peter Sunsbry and you're watching channel 3 news. Our top story: The church of Chritianity has sued America's largest pet franchise for encouraging people to speak to their pets more than god. And the christians lost. Now christians have to stay 50ft away from any animal at all times

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I'm just like an angel

Oh Fingal, why must our love be so secretive?

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Hooray for catharsis!