My sister is really, really, really crazy. Since I created 10 of them (all of which are based off of conversations I've had with her. Seriously, every first line is something she's actually said), I decided to make a topic and share them with you. My priest says I should share more. Which is why he makes me share all the white stuff he gives me from his pee pee by putting it back into his mouth.

My sister, everyone by ojcme 1-11-06

Based off my sister Oh god, meat is, like, SO BAD FOR YOU! I'll eat my meat, thanks. You know, the most violent nations eat meat. I mean, look at India. India doesn't eat meat and look at how they are. Yes. They're completely non violent. Are you completely retarded? It probably stems from not eating meat. I concurr.

Further adventures with my sister by ojcme 1-11-06

I swear this is based off of something my sister's said. So, I just smelled this awful fart. Did you do it? No. That's like, so impossible. I don't eat meat and my body is, like, soooo pure! I don't sweat anymore and I even only bathe a few times a week. Jesus Christ, you don't sweat anymore? That's probably really fucking unhealthy. Oh, and vegetable farts are the worst. You're just angry because you eat meat and meat is, like, SO BAD FOR YOU! Christ, you're still digesting shit. That means you still fart. God, you what the hell? STOP EATING MEAT!

My sister part 3 by ojcme 1-11-06

My sister's the crab You know, according to macrobiotics, you should never eat food cooked with anger. What? Cooking with anger? How does that relate to the person eating it? The energy transfers from the guy making it. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You're just being close-minded. I'm going to force feed you some angry foot pie.

My sister part 4 by ojcme 1-11-06

She's the chair now. NOW WE'RE SIBLINGS! I hate George W Bush. Finally, something we can agree on. I mean, modern society is, like, so bad for you! It was much better back in the old days when we had villages and whatnot. Figures you'd say something like that. Sometimes I just talk to you just to see how crazy you get. You give off negative energy waves. You constantly rape quantum physics with every iteration of this "engergy" bullshit.

My sister part 5 by ojcme 1-11-06

She's a dirty hippie. I'm a liberal, keep in mind. So, what's new with my little poo? Well, I have carpal tunnel. That's entirely your fault. You're too negative, and it's causing problems. It's not like my fault. It's from stabbing practice. MEAT EATER Either that or chronic masturbation.

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Hooray for catharsis!

what about your sister naked?

The line "I'll eat my meat, thanks" should have been "I'll beat my meat, thanks."

I liked the line, "My sister's the crab", accompanied by this picture of a crab:

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I like your comics, although your punchlines are usually lacking. #7 was quite excellent, though.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002