Self explanatory...

RCL no. 143 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-14-05

Next on TNT: "Blind Cop Justice"... So, ma'am... After your husband cornholed you with a spatula, you say he fled to Europe with his male assistant, Mandy..? Ma'am..? Hello..?

RCL no. 151 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-15-05

The further adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... So, you say he's got big floppy ears... Yes. ...and, he can fly? Yes. I'll believe THAT when I see it! Uh...

RCL no. 188 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-17-05

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... Is there a problem, officer? Not really... Have you seen anything unusual today? You mean besides me..? Whaaaat? I don't understand... Are you blind? Um... Yeah! Helloooooo!!

RCL no. 203 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-17-05

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... So... Have you seen anything unusual around here? I haven't SEEN a thing! But, I'll keep my EYES open! Good, man! *snicker*

RCL no. 209 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-17-05

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... I think there were three of them... You think..? Or, four... Three? Four? How many were there? In today's episode, Blind Cop checks in with his snitch, Blind Pimp... I think I heard four of them talking... But, it could have only been three... Work with me, goddammit!

My personal favorite:

RCL no. 379 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-12-05

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... So... You say your name is Captain Obvious? Of course! Isn't it obvious? Not to me... I'm blind! I can see that! I can't! Obviously!

RCL no. 398 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-15-05

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... So, TOBOR... What happened after you cornholed Mrs. Crabapple? TOBOR? Sorry, Officer! TOBOR "can't see" answering any more of your questions! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Gee! I've never heard that lame-ass joke before...

RCL no. 415 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-19-05

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... Moh! So... Did you happen to see the accident? SEE the accident..? I was IN the accident! Really? From the sounds of it, NO ONE in that twenty-car pile up could have survived! Tell me about it! I just did! Hellooooooooo!

RCL no. 435 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-21-05

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... I'd say he was about five-foot-six, 134 pounds... [scribble] ...and, I think he was Jewish! A GODDAMN JEW? Yessir! Well... A Hebe doesn't fit the typical, serial-killer stereotype, but since you're my only witness, I'll put out an APB...

RCL no. 487 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-04-05

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... ...then, what did the creep do after he asked you to pet his "little feller"? Hello..? You're FAT! Shut up, you little twat-head!

RCL no. 526 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-14-05

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... I'm going to have to cite you for public indecency... Gloob glop gurple gloop-gloop! Any more back talk, and you'll be doing a little "stick time", asshole!

RCL no. 670 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-14-05

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice". Tonight's episode: "Bunny, Bloody Bunny!" May I help you, officer? We're looking for a mass-murderer dressed in a bunny-suit, wielding an axe... Have you seen him? Um... I haven't seen a thing since I got blood-spatter in my eyes late last night! I'll take that as a "no"...

RCL no. 727 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-11-05

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... So... You say you saw the man in question up close? See him? (OUCH!) He attacked me! And, you think you could pick him out of a line-up? I (OUCH!) most certainly (OW! OW! OW!) do ! Yeeeeeee-OUCH!! What makes you think he was the serial arsonist? TAKE A WILD, FUCKING GUESS!!!

RCL no. 728 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-12-05

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... Are you the one that called 911 about an intruder? YES, I'M THE ONE THAT CALLED FUCKING 911 ABOUT A FUCKING INTRUDER!! Damn, guy! Why are you so upset? BECAUSE, I CALLED YOU DUMBASSES THREE FUCKING HOURS AGO!!! My donut break ran a little long. Sorry! I'm here now to protect you... BUT, I'M ALREADY DEAD, YOU BLIND MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

RCL no. 777 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-01-06

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... What seems to be the problem, sir? Klingons! Cling-ons? Yes! They...have... ...been...all...over... ..my.................ASS! Have you tried wadding up the toilet paper before wiping? What...the............. ...FUCK..........are... ...you....talking...... ....................about?

RCL no. 798 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-11-06

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... ...and when I went back to my fitting room, my clothes we're gone! Uh, sure... [scribble, scribble] What are you doing? I'm writing you a citation for public indecency! I just told you my clothes were stolen! Are you DEAF? Nope!

RCL no. 808 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-15-06

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... *gasp* I'm writing you a ticket for being drunk in public? Drunk in public? Can't you SEE I've been mugged?! No. But if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it! That made NO sense! Neither does a BLIND COP!

RCL no. 871 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-03-06

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... This is just a "fix it" ticket for your broken brakelight... Once you get it replaced, then just go to your local P.D., and have an officer sign off on it... Okay, sir? Sir? Hello..? Not again! FUCK! [scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch...]

RCL no. 959 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-27-06

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... Tonight's episode: "This Vagina is Huuuuuuuge!" Well, ma'am? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! I take by your reaction this is your son's body... Yes! But, How did he end up in here? Apparently, he fell into this cave, and was overcome by the odor! EWWWWWWW!!

RCL no. 982 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-05-06

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice". In tonight's episode, the Blind Cop fills in as a substitute teacher at the local high school... So, who can tell me why President Lincoln felt it was necessary to free the nig- uh, slaves? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Hello? Of course, knowing that the the cop is, indeed, BLIND, the students decide to "excuse" themselves for the day! Shit!

Good job RCL!
I enjoyed the series...keep Blind Cop Justice on the beat!

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Good job RCL!
I enjoyed the series...keep Blind Cop Justice on the beat!

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RCL no. 989 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-06-06

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice". In tonight's episode, Blind Cop decides to try his hand at cruise ship stand-up... Let's see... "How many policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. That's a job for the meter-maids!" Hmmm... Nahhh! That one fucking SUCKS! [scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch ]

RCL no. 1048 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-23-06

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice". In tonight's episode, Blind Pimp teaches his son, Blind Pimp, Jr., about surviving on the mean streets of Pacoima... ...and, when you see the Blind Cop coming- See?? Okay... When you HEAR Blind Cop coming, just turn and walk in the opposite direction! But, if I'm blind, how will I know which way is the opposite direction? WORK WITH ME, GODAMMIT!!

RCL no. 1057 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-25-06

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... [tick, tick, tick, tick] Sir, we had a report of a BOMB here... [tick, tick, tick, tick] Sir..? [tick, tick, tick, tick] Sir... You may want to go see a doctor. Sounds like you've got a really bad tic!

RCL no. 1070 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-29-06

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... What's you're name, convict? Tiki. Sounds Hawaiian... How do you spell that? T-I-K-I, sir. What are you in for? Mainly, for the daily ass-rapes in the shower, but I really dig the "tossed salads"!

I approve.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Thanks. It means a lot coming from a veteran like you! (I'm being sincere, BTW)

RCL no. 1122 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-22-06

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice". Tonight's episode: "The Blind Cop Leading the Blind Cop"... Can you describe the man who stole your kitten, sir? I was just going to ask you the same thing... Hold on... I'm the cop here, bub! What are you talking about? I'm the cop, dickwad! Is that you, Randolph? Uh, yeah... Wait a minute- Is that you, Francis? SHIT! Where the fuck's the eyewitness?

RCL no. 1123 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-22-06

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice". In tonight's episode, Blind Pimp tries his hand at real estate, selling units in the nearby projects... ...and, through that door is the weight room, I think. *hic* So, what you think? You ready to sign the contract and own your own new crib..? Hello..? *burp* Damn! I getting sick of trying to sell to these drunk-ass motherfuckers!! *BRAAAAAAAAP!*

RCL no. 1193 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-08-06

Next on TNT... The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop". Tonight's episode: "We are the CHIMPions!" Sir... We had a report of some "monkey business" going on here... Did you see anyone unusual hanging around? Ook! You're saying the suspect was Korean? That figures!

RCL no. 1303 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-08-06

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice". Tonight's episode: "Where's the fire, mister?" May I see your identification, sir? [scribble, scribble ] Is there a problem, officer? Yeah, there's a problem, asshole! I'm citing you for public indecency... But, all I was doing was trying to put out that car fire! By PEEING on it? Next time try using a fire hose. Okay? [scribble, scribble ] But... But...