1 by ElTigreMask2K 4-03-06

You know, my main problem with you people..... You people? Christmas..... Stop right there. I am a seasonal stereotype NOT a holiday stereotype. Well don't tell that to the people who sort the order of added artwork to this site. Art? Work? What the fuck are you talking about?

2 by ElTigreMask2K 4-03-06

So...... Yeah......... How high are we? Pretty fuckin' high.

3 by ElTigreMask2K 4-03-06

Your taking this really hard. I just never imagined that only dragons went to heaven. We kind of left subliminal clues everywhere. Where did you think we all went? When humans became plentiful, we created these heavens and lived happily ever after. Well... Yeah, that sounds about right.

4 by ElTigreMask2K 4-03-06

Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, I called that piece of wild boar shit and you shouldn't have eaten. You knew what I was like when you married me.

5 by ElTigreMask2K 4-03-06

I understand I'm the only guy you've ever dated and I realize you want to test ride another cock. Excuse me, but were you talking to me? Oh, no, I was just practicing for when my significant other realizes that their bored in our relationship. Carry on.

Holla at a playa whn you see him in the streets.

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Menthol?

Those were far above average. Well done. 'Cept that last one. That shit was dumb.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

how high are we.....excellent

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Kill Whitey.

6 by ElTigreMask2K 4-03-06

You know, I'm not a very religious man, but I can understand those men which are religious. I appreciate your view points and appreciate you not making a joke about me molesting young boys. I'm not here for easy jokes. I'm here for a serious theological discussion. I want to be a religious man, I just need to hear something, anything, some kind of proof, anything, to get me to believe. Did, you see that?

7 by ElTigreMask2K 4-03-06

You know man, we go all the way back to first grade. We've been through just about everything together. I just wanted you to hear it from me man, but I have AIDS and I might have given it to you. Your dad took the news pretty hard, he was speechless. I'm just glad that you got to hear the news directly from him and didn't have to find it out on the streets. Dad had a stroke 8 years ago and has been mentally retarded ever since. He has the mental capacity of a 2 year old. What is this news you speak of?

8 by ElTigreMask2K 4-03-06

I can't wait until I can be big and old like you, I bet its the best. Other than the pubic hair its awesome. What does pubic hair mean? Well, its just one of your responsibilites when you get older. What kind of responsibilites? Well, for one, I'm about to suck off these police officers to get momma out of jail.

9 by ElTigreMask2K 4-03-06

I FINALLY GOT A HIP NEW PROTO BOT! What is it that you do exactly so I can show off to all my friends? I clean your ceiling. I FINALLY GOT A HIP NEW PROTO BOT!

10 by ElTigreMask2K 4-03-06

I'm almost positive those zombies are gonna kill us and this could be our last five minutes as humans. Is she trying to send me a hint. 5 minutes later..... Well, I'm just gonna go outside and let the zombies eat me and hope one of them has the decency to rape me first. Brains? Did I blow my shot with Cindy back there?

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Menthol?

boooooooooooring

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whats up i am sebra 139

lol

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction