advice for stragglers

Ask The QoQ Fairy... by AngryAmerican 4-12-06

I am the Quantity Over Quality Fairy here with advice to people trying to make funny comics. And I am the Angry, Sarcastic Ghost of Wasted Time here to insult and belittle you. No matter what, keep making comics. Hundreds per day if you have the time. You must be as persistant as a crackwhore, and as tenacious as an enraged wombat. Yes. Please. Crank them out like bibles. It is reasonable to assume that if your first 30 suck ass, then then the reader will gladly slog through 30 more in search of a gem. And remember, just because 99% of people who read them don't find them funny, if you've made one person laugh, even out of millions of people, you've done your job. The first step towards being funny for most of you is to get rid of your computer and never speak to anyone again. Go die in solitude somewhere and leave the world alone.

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Kill Whitey.

Ask The QoQ Fairy by AngryAmerican 4-12-06

Quantity Over Quality Fairy, sometimes I don't have enough time to make more than 1 or 2 comics a day. How will i ever have enough to be funny? The answer is simple my child- you won't! You will never be truly amusing until you can produce dozens of comics per day. And you'll never be BRILLIANT until you make hundreds every day. I don't understand. Its very elementary. You see, comics, by their very existence embody funniness. When something is funny is it not said to be "comical"? Therefore the more you make, the funnier you are. I get it now! If i want to be really funny, i have to quit school, give up personal hygiene and take up a drug habit that keeps me up in front of a computer for days at a time? You have taken the pebble from my hand. It is time for you to leave.

Ask The QoQ Fairy by AngryAmerican 4-12-06

Angry, Sarcastic Ghost of Wasted Time here, fillin in for the QoQ Fairy. I believe we have a caller on the line from some obscure country... Uh yeah hi. Long time listener, first time caller here. Um...Cleveland's not a country. Its a city in Northern Ohio by Lake Erie. Well, now you have my pity as well as my attention. What's on your feeble mind, prick? Well, i don't agree with what The QoQ Fairy says. Making hundreds of shitty comics isn't the way to be funny. All it does is make it harder to find the really amusing ones amongst all the garbage. Why don't you cry to Dr. Phil instead of me you whiny, rust brown tampon! Everyone knows the more comics you make, the more funny ones you end up with. Do the fucking math! You tell that bitch I'm gonna kill her. *click*

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Kill Whitey.