Freeze punks! SCPD!

I've got a new job working for the police, so I will be able to dig up details of Kajun's criminal record. To celebrate this, I want you all to make comics about the thin blue line itself, those lovable cops.

Rules are:

Make a comic about the police!
Make it funny!
Don't do drugs!

Also, just to switch things about a bit, I'd rather not see any series, single strips only please. Although obviously you can enter as many times as you want.

I did this in less then a minute, it's quite awful. Sorry.

People? by Yanksox 4-22-06

Um, sir, are you breastfeeding that child? NO! Can't you tell I'm bottle feeding it! Also, haven't you noticed everything is destoryed!?!? We're lucky to be alive! I have a 4-5er, use of rational, I'll need backup. EVERYBODY DIED, JERKFACE McGEE!

My Favorite Mutiny by crabby 4-22-06

Fun Cop convention this year huh? Where you from? England? Excuse me? Where are you from? I'm just making conversation with you. Are you raising your voice at me? Look buddy, the question is simple, where the fuck are you from? You got a warrant for that sort of questioning?

My Favorite Mutiny 2 by crabby 4-22-06

Look buddy, I'm sorry things got out of hand earlier. I was really just trying to make conversation. Just gonna ignore me huh? Yeah, thats right.

My Favorite Mutiny 3 by crabby 4-22-06

IS THIS THE POLICE CONVENTION? ZOMBIES HAVE ATTACKED THE WORLD AND WE NEED YOU ALL ON THE FRONT LINES! Oh, shit.

My Favorite Mutiny 4 by crabby 4-22-06

Well, lets go fight those zombies. Who the fuck put you in charge? I'm just saying lets go and try to save the world. Piss off. Well then I'm gonna stay here and watch you to make sure you aren't some sort of zombie ring leader. Then lets just stand here in silence then.

My Favorite Mutiny 5 by crabby 4-22-06

Well, here they come. So, before we die, where are you from? Go fuck yourself pig.

remind me to do a Chef only comic competition if I win this. That way there is only ONE character who is a chef. Having two gives us to many possibilities. There is this guy and the bobbie. I got confused.

The new centurions by AngryAmerican 4-22-06

Then i yelled"You have the right to remain dead. If you choose not ot exercise this right, i will shoot you again." But he was already dead. So I planted a gun on him and called it in. Oh that's too funny! I remember workin the high school beat too. I think i shot like nine kids and i lost track of how many i gave "attitude adjustments" in the back halls. Those were the days....so where you work now? Oh, i've been doin narco for a while now. "PSST hey man, want some coke?" A-hahaha-haha-ha. yeah, how much? I'll trade ya for some kiddie porn.

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Kill Whitey.

CC 319: SQUIRT SQUAD! by biped 4-22-06

So anyway, there's your locker. And you'll be riding with Smellson -- graveyard shift. Okay! Recruiting them a bit young these days, aren't we, Cheadle? Why don't you take a flying leap straight up my asshole, McBain? And he did -- and his head got stuck. So in answer to your question, no -- I'm not a centaur. Aww, that woulda been cool. Well -- LET'S ROLL!

CC 319: ODD SQUAD! by biped 4-22-06

Okay Blythe, here's the lowdown. This is a Quinn-Martin production, so there'll be four acts and an epilogue. Splendid! And with me on loan from Scotland Yard, the "fish-out-of water" premise will be SMASHING! That's a ten-four. Plus, we have a gorgeous female commissioner out to prove she can clean up this city. WITH SPECIAL GUEST STAARRR -- ABE VIGODA! I'm the crotchety old sexist detective! GRRRRR! This city is a filthy, stinking toilet! And I'M the plumber! Tonight's episooode -- "POLLY WANT A CRACKDOWN!"

CC 319: GOD SQUAD! by biped 4-22-06

Well Timmy, our latest assignment is to go "undercover" as crack cocaine addicts seeking to "score" a purchase. Huh? Why...why can't we just write parking tickets and stuff? YO...err, "dawg." I'm "Jane-ing" for some "hit" of that sweet...ehh... illicit substance nickname. DAMN! You some kinda FREAK or wut? OH, MY LORD! I HAVE TO DO WHAT? Just stand here and look pretty till someone pulls over, Babyface!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Scofflaw VI by RedfeatheR 4-22-06

Well, you were right to be concerned. There IS something up your ass So they were all right The queer thing is that it’s an Emmy. It’s quite remarkable I don't know how--... How did you get an Emm-- Emmys are queer, not remarkable. They can't be both. I meant tha-- It's science

CC:319 - Ten. Five? Seven. SOLD! by ftc 4-22-06

Listen, asshole, the SCPD's officers cannot be bribed! Oh YEAH!?!! Touchée

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Poo perhaps?

RCL no. 1041 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-22-06

'Ello, 'ello, 'ello! Is your cute, Asian girlfiend available to give a nice bobby a good wanking? She's on her period... BLOODY HELL!!

RCL no. 1042 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-22-06

I see NOTHING! But... NOTHING!! Dude... You just caught me breaking and entering! LA-LA-LA-LA-LA... Wow! When did TOBORCOP turn into such a pussy?

RCL no. 1043 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-22-06

With Los Angeles spending millions to pay the cost of social services for illegal aliens, which left hardly any money for police protection... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ...the city was relegated to hiring the homeless, for next to nothing, as a quasi, neighborhood watch/crime-prevention task force. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Needless to say, the crime rate shot up 400% in only three months! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Ha, ha!

RCL no. 1044 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-22-06

[SLICE!!] Hmmm... I was just about to stab to death that fuck-head, Brad... ...but, all-of-the-sudden, I feel like only half myself! Score another win for the Stripcreator.com Guardian Angels! I want my mommy!

RCL no. 1045 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-22-06

Introducing a new crime-fighting duo: Captain Obvious and Mr. Tiki! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I dunno. What are you thinking? That someone got hurt really BAD in here... You're a GENIUS, Deputy Dickwad! Uh... The name is "Captain Obvious"! Well, if you're Captain Obvious, that must mean I'm Sergeant Sarcasm!

.OINK.

The police were taking statements ..Are you mocking me?

by mattmallone, 7-26-05

pedo

i'm arresting you on suspision of pedophillia

by mattmallone, 4-22-06

paki

i'm arresting you on suspision of being a terrorist

by mattmallone, 4-22-06

shrooms

i'm arresting you for being intoxicated on drugs

by mattmallone, 4-22-06

plant

for your next asignment, you're going to be a plant

by mattmallone, 4-22-06

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put your hands where i can see them!

by mattmallone, 4-22-06

I apologize for making a series, but i had too

Coppermon #1 by HotRodDeathToll 4-23-06

Hello! Who are you? I am a gay cowboy, and you're father. NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Here is a present, it is a 'pokemon' WOW! IT'S A PIGACHU!

Coppermon #2 by HotRodDeathToll 4-23-06

Hello, I am Ass. I am a Poke Trainer. I bet I am better than you a Poking Trains. LET US BATTLE THEN!!! PIGACHU I CHOSE YOU!!! *Parking ticket attack*   ?   Haha! My cock doesn't drive, loser!

Coppermon #3 by HotRodDeathToll 4-23-06

HI MY NAME IS ASS! CAN I HAVE YOUR BIKE SO I CAN GO TO THE POKE HOSPITAL? IT'S FOR MY PIGACHU! NO! HAHA YOU HAVE RED HAIR!

Coppermon #4 by HotRodDeathToll 4-23-06

SUCK ON MY PENIS PIGACHU! *SELF DESTRUCT* MORAL: Don't use anything that you get from a gay cowboy

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

RCL no. 1048 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-23-06

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice". In tonight's episode, Blind Pimp teaches his son, Blind Pimp, Jr., about surviving on the mean streets of Pacoima... ...and, when you see the Blind Cop coming- See?? Okay... When you HEAR Blind Cop coming, just turn and walk in the opposite direction! But, if I'm blind, how will I know which way is the opposite direction? WORK WITH ME, GODAMMIT!!

Groovy! - Heavy Mental by edoggydog 4-23-06

BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE... What do you think of this new, Judas Priest cover band? Groovy! Can I get your drink order, sir?

Here's one I made called "Coppy Cut Ups"

Coppy Cut Ups by abed21 4-23-06

Ahhh, that's gotta be Pretty Boy O' Mcflannigan in a robot suit, I mighta known beeep beeep awwww Yes, sir you got to malfunction pretty early in the morning to get a robot past me Pssst, hey Lou, he's wise ta robots get the penguin costume on me You know you really almost got me, you really could of fooled with something not too obvious like I don't know a housewife penguin with a sexy dress and a used rake (heh heh)

Groovy! - Axe Blades Don't Make Good Tampons by edoggydog 4-23-06

So there I was, alone in a dark alley, when out of nowhere appeared a six-foot, killer rabbit with an axe! Groovy! "So, using the karate I learned in the police academy, I reared back to give him a round-house kick to the face..." Hiiiiiiiiiiii-YA!! ?!? "...not realizing I was just starting a particularily heavy menstruation cycle!" YECCCCHHH!!