scorpion vs subzero

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whats up i am sebra 139

They're still fighting?

GET OVER HERE!

Scorpion and Subzero look at each other. Sure, they'd love to settle that score finally, but then they take a look at sebra139. With the quickest of glances, they agree to put aside their differences for the moment and they proceed to kill sebra139.

FATALITY!

Why must they bicker? They are so right for each other!
Everyone else can see it!
Why can't they?

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

becaus subzero killed scorpion in battle and he was back fro revenge

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whats up i am sebra 139

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WHOOPSIES!!!!

or UH OH!!! I forget what he said...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Man, no wonder! I wouldn't stand for that at all.

In fact, I'd probably fall right over.

But all the while, I'd be quietly decomposing. See -- that way if Subzero ever came back, he'd have to face the horrid stench of my bloated, rotting corpse. Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

well u see he already rotted away he is just a skeleton now

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whats up i am sebra 139

I'm going to drop a house on you.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

well what i think would happen is that subzero would be fightin sorpion and scorpion shoots out his knife but subzero freezes it and then freezes scorpion but scorpion uses his fire to melt the ice and now its just a weapon battle so subzero takes out his sword and scorpion takes out his knife and they battle until scorpion wins

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whats up i am sebra 139

It's not a knife, it's a spear. It shoots out of his hand.

what if subszero knees sorpion in teh balls liek this pore kid whose geting kiled by teh big dude:

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Suddenly I'm flashing back to my 10th grade babysitting job. That kid couldn't take a breath either. Had to bribe him to shut up.

well still u have to admit that a knife or spear it will hurt no matter what

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whats up i am sebra 139

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you have to admit that would hurt too

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Sensei demonstrates an advanced technique for defeating an opponent much smaller and weaker than oneself.

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In such 1a situation, wouldn't the "purple nurple" be the more traditional manuever?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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FLAMING HOT CHEETOS

FATALITY

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EXTRUDED CHEESE-FLAVORED SNACK!!

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a fatality is when u kill someone not cheetos

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whats up i am sebra 139

Mmmm... extruded...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

No, a fatality is when you kill someone with cheetos.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old