Hey everybody, Its everyones favorite Marines Wannabe.Mothafuckin' Jarhead!

My new comics are still two panels and still funnier than Kaneash so please read,review and get me some stars.
This ain't no fuckin' Brig so read my damn comics...
Now,nigga!

Who aksed for TOBOR? by Jarhead 4-25-06

TOBOR ON TV!! Today a big red robot rampaged our small city,raping all young men and women in their mouths,ears,and noses while not caring for its vitcim's pain and suffering. This monster was unstoppable... MONSTER!? TOBOR HAS FEELINGS,TOO! Now 50% of the city has a new horrible super robo AIDs..

(Dedicated to Boorite..I do think everytime someone uses a TOBOR character they should mention Boorite..tha man.)

Happens to me twice a day by Jarhead 4-25-06

... What,Sondra? ... Oh like you never got your cock stuck in a mouse trap while trying to have sexual intercourse with mice!

I think I should've shortened the ending a little.

I'm watching this report

Asians. How can you tell their gender? Find out after this commercial break..

by Jarhead, 4-25-06

2nd panel comes up after teh commercial too...

Fuck Heaven I'm going to Hell,bitch by Jarhead 4-27-06

My Grandma finaly died and I waited for her to come and greet her. So what happened? The little bitch saved a busload of orphans and went to Heaven! Wow, that must suck ass.

A simple yet clean gay joke by Jarhead 4-27-06

I was just handed a news bulletin, Clay Aiken was shot dead today by Elton John and some of his Homies... Elton's reason was "Clay made the music buisness look like a bunch of fags.."

No offense to you frenchy wuss-men who bought Clay Aiken's cd's..(Fuckin'Pansies)
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Well more soon...I made more and ill put them up soon.
I forgot where I left off so I think I skipped a few comics so...

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http://mauston.deviantart.com/gallery/ Show me sum respect,nigga.

You are not good enough to make my favorites list. Yet.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I like it, keep the comics rolling in

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

These comics make Ed Harris' spleen hurt.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I see potential. With a little tweaking, I think you could be a pretty funny guy.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Nice comics but as Hari_Nezumi sed it needs some tweaking....
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Love me or leave me! Hey wheres everyone going?