This is Jarhead and I did kinda bust on the Drama part but heres my political comedy with no real name besides Lord of War I guess..

In my mouth by LordofWar 5-17-06

Great, we have two panels... They say size don't matter, but I rather be in a three panel...

Popularity by LordofWar 5-17-06

...They say comics are a dull fad that no real intelligent person would dare to read. Thats okay,though. Its not like us comics like them either..

Hitler's winning streak by LordofWar 5-17-06

Nazi Children were the children in Germany during WWII where they brainwashed the kids into thinking all jews were bad..Good thing the world changed. Hey! I saw you crossing on a red light yesterday,you freakin' Jew!! And then sometimes the world just rotates. ...what?

Gay Rights by LordofWar 5-17-06

Blacks are free. Mexicans have rights. Chinease are buisness tycoons. Theres no racism or prejudice anymore in America... Duuuuuuude, We're gonna miss the flick! Quit being a Fag and c'mon. Some day...I guess. How come I keep feeling like I'm the subject of the nation's ridicule?

Truth by LordofWar 5-17-06

Hey,Character, how do you think mankind can get world peace? ...If every single person on Earth was goddamn dead. Oh.

These are my real opinions upon the world and I do think like taht sometimes...

Actualy, I did lie...I'm planning some drama in it soon.
Also the Charcter's name IS Character so thats like a oxymoron or something.

RATE NOW!
Your man at war,
-Jarhead

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Jarhead.

Dude they are excellent man...so true about todays world. Man some funny stuff.

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If god didn't intend for us to eat animals then why are they made out of meat?

Failed? Funnykid, Jarhead is still going to be used just this will be a more dramatic one...

Jarhead is what I think everyone thinks is funny...
A comic that has no reason to think and no reason to understand.

These are different..

-Jarhead
(Thanks for the nice comments.)

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Jarhead.

i am not a fan of these comics

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whats up i am sebra 139

There's a reason to read these comics if ever I saw one.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

There's a reason to read these comics if ever I saw one.

...I can't tell if thats an insult or a compliment..

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Jarhead.

It's a compliment.

I would rate you okay, but I'm rating you good because some jackoff rated you bad, when you're much better than dregs like sebra. So it balances out. Your strips aren't laugh-out-loud funny, but they are insightful and somewhat intelligent.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

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It's a compliment.

I would rate you okay, but I'm rating you good because some jackoff rated you bad, when you're much better than dregs like sebra. So it balances out. Your strips aren't laugh-out-loud funny, but they are insightful and somewhat intelligent.

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Sometimes I hate overdramitic feinds like myself..

Birthday by LordofWar 5-20-06

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,CHARACTER!! Yet another year of nothing into the garbage disposal of my life. Birthdays are overated to amke people think they care for you and that they're actualy just a ticking clock of your death.. ............ I might need to lighten up a little,huh? Maybe a tad..

Birthday Cakes by LordofWar 5-20-06

Another Birthday here with chips and ice cream filed with no healthy values that will cause heart clogs and slowness of living... .............. No youth. No wife. No kids. No friends. Nothing but myself. .................. ...Some might say thats a good thing though. ..Will you just blow out your candles already!?

The Truth about Birthdays by LordofWar 5-20-06

So how come you don't like Birthdays? Birthdays are decorated with cakes,balloons,and streamers to cover up what it truly is...Another year of death,not life. One more year closer to our futile end,Thats all it is. Thats why I dislike Birthdays. Note to self: No Over-The-Hill joke presents next year..

How do you argue with people who aren't listening?

The case of Sanford & Son V. Harry Potter by LordofWar 5-20-06

They say half of kids now-a-days don't read anymore. They do not read comics,Novels,or Books..And all they do is watch Telivison shows that do not help them mentaly in any way.. I would Voice my opinion, but the ones whose it's directed to is watching American Idol right now.

Broken Limb by LordofWar 5-20-06

I broke my leg last month and people felt real sorry for me and gave me hugs and kisses and loads of friendship. Now i'm healed so they spit at me again..

Y'know what to do,people.

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Jarhead.