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| Hi kids! Captain Alabaster and American Valkyrie here from The Righteous Freedom Squad with today's good citizen tip! | |
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| That's right . Today we're gonna talk about crime and you. As young white children you make tender, vulnerable targets for the white slave trade. | |
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| In whose hands you would be forced to perform horrible, horrible acts and have to eat icky foods like fishheads, rice and hummus. | |
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| Yes. Always remember that you are weak, gullible and stupid. But to filthy, evil foreign people, you're valuable. Like cell phones or video games. | |
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| So never accept candy or rides from anyone whose skin looks dirty, they're bad people! | |
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| Its safest to just run screaming from anyone who is different or have your Daddy shoot them. | |
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