"Hello pot. My name is Kettle. I couldn't help but notice your incredibly dark coloration."
Unfortunately, sebra the King of All Crappy Comics is correct. It looks to me like you're trying too hard. Take more time with your comics, proofread them before you hit the save button, and browse through the toprated list for inspiration. It's all about the delivery.
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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.