Get it? Pretty clever title, huh? I'll give you a few moments to recover.

In this comics competition, you will take a well-known movie, TV show, book, commercial, film strip, etc. and write a sequel to it. But here's the catch--it has to be a "humorous" sequel!

For example: a sequel to "Happy Days" called "Crappy Days"! Where all the characters now live in a huge vat of shit! And whenever Fonzie opens his mouth to say "Aaaayyy!!!" it gets filled with shit! Ha, ha! Or, perhaps, a sequel to "Rocky" called "Shithead."

Series are welcome but not to exceed five comics.

No photoshop or text messages.

You must use the word "butthole."

As always, if you post a link to a thread where this idea has already been used, or even mention that it has already been used, you will be disquaylfed.

R.I.P. Paul "Kelton The Cop" Marco

Have fun! Or not. See if I care.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 1124 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-22-06

"Independence Day II - Illegal Labor Day" Now that we've destroyed all the alien ships, what's next? We start the rebuild process... Unfortunately, Mexico took the full brunt of the invasion, and all the Mexicans were wiped out! So, there's no more illegal aliens to do all the hard work we Americans won't do... (The more things change, the more they stay the same!) Damn... There goes the SLAVE labor!Maybe, we could gather up all the NIGGERS and- Wanna kiss my big, black BUTTHOLE, cracker-boy?

RCL no. 1125 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-22-06

"Jason Meets The Passion of the Christ" Da'ek teleyfoon methta'naanaak, pquud. Guudaapaw! What did you say? Shbuuq shuukhaaraa deel. Man ethnaggad udamshaa? Sorry, dude... I don't understand Aramaic! Aykaa beyt tadkeetha? Zaadeq lee d-asheeg eeday men perdey devshaanaayey haaleyn! SPEAK ENGLISH, BUTTHOLE!!

RCL no. 1126 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-23-06

"Jesus Christ, Supercop" FREEZE!! GAH! I've caught you red-handed stealing Mrs. Pennynipple's pink panties! It's off to jail with you, pervert! But... But... Now, if you'll just reach into my loin cloth, grab my handcuffs, and put them on... Please... Want me to finger your butthole while I'm down there? [pant, pant ]

The Facts of Shit by crabby 5-23-06

Hi, I'm the director of the new Facts of Life reunion show. You must be Miss Garrett. I'm Blaire. Oh, Lisa Welchel, I hardly recognized you with that beard. I'm Blaire. I realize that you play a ficticious character named Blaire on the facts of like, you giant over weight shit eating cow. I think he recognized me!

The Facts of Shit 2 by crabby 5-23-06

Hi, I'm Kim Fields. TV's Tootie! It's an honor to have you aboard the reunion show cast! Well, they promised me the last 500 dollars I need for my sex change. Oh. I'm tired of getting fucked in my butthole and I want to start fucking men in their buttholes. Yes, I understand that urge.

The Facts of Shit 3 by crabby 5-23-06

I know I already paid for you to film this thing, but that was when I thought that the Facts of Life was actually Growing Pains. Now, I just wanna cancel the whole thing. Oh. Yah, while Blaire was sucking me off in the bathroom she tipped me off to the fact that she wasn't Kirk Cameron and I decided just fuck this whole thing. I'll double your pay. I feel bad about the whole misunderstanding, but before I pay you, I'm gonna need you to suck me off You take the good, you take, the bad, you take them both and then you have....

RCL no. 1127 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-23-06

"Star Trek VIII - The Inconvenient Lie" ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Hey, Scottie... ZZZZZZZZZZ-[*snort*] You should come down here and check out the place. There's snow EVERYWHERE! BUUUUUURRRP!! You remember reading what that dumbass Al Gore wrote about in the first part of the 21st century? Something about "global warmng" and the end Earth? HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA [*snort*]

Rocky 47: From Hell's Butthole

The Winer! And Still Champeeeeen! Rockyyyyyy Baaaaallllboooooooaaaaa!

by HCRoyall, 5-23-06

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 1128 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-24-06

"The War of the Words" Pussy! Bitch! Butthole-sniffer! Dick-licker! Narcoleptic, empty-headed, thread-chasing, furball-hacking PURRER! Owner ass-kissing, ball-chasing, don't-know-how-to-bury-your-own-shit, tail-wagging PANTER!

where is everyone? this is a fun CC!

Tossed by boloboffin 5-24-06

How the hell did I get here? An hour ago... Grab your butthole! This damn thing's going down! Fuck a bunch of overnight delivery promises! Oh, yeah....

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

s-M*A*S*H-ed by Cre8tive13 5-24-06

Although I pretend to hate this damn war, where else can you get loaded on booze and still operate on casualties? ...Another shooter out of this needle, BJ Honeycutt? That'd be great! Thanks, Cockeye Pierce!! Say....didja ever notice your name is "BJ".....it actually stands for ... you know...something? heh heh... Stop right there! I'm happily married and not gay, butthole! Dammit, Cockeye, how much HAVE you had to drink today anyways? Geezus! Oh, come on BJ...I'm just shittin ya!....You know how I'm always joking around!? See ya back at the Swamp! Hmm...wonder if that cross dressing queen "Clingon" is around...

s-M*A*S*H-ed 2 by Cre8tive13 5-24-06

Clingon! Is that you in drag? I can help you get that section-8 you want and get outta the army for good! By the way...wanna shot from my martini needle? You're the best Cockeye! What do I have to do? Well, I've almost drank myself blind...and you're looking pretty good to me right now...so I was thinkin.... Cockeye, smarten up!...I dress up like a woman, but I don't do those sort of things. I mean, what kind of a girl do you think I am? Butthole Faggot!!! Suit yourself, Clingon! You're good from far, but far from good anyway...Say, is that Father Mulgayhee over there....?

s-M*A*S*H-ed 3

Hey Father Mulgayhee! Listen, I was wondering... Hold it right there, Cockeye! I'm married to the Lord...Fuck off and take your gayness elsewhere. By the way..It's Mulcahy! Father Mulcahy, you booze hound, butthole!

by Cre8tive13, 5-24-06

s-M*A*S*H-ed Finale by Cre8tive13 5-24-06

Gaydar O'Reilly! Listen son, I'm drunk and horny. All the nurses have snubbed me and I was wondering what do you think about giving an other man head? I'll do it!!! I'd do anything for you, Cockeye! I've always loved you and your cute butthole! Oh-Oh ....Choppers!!! Choppers? But , I don't hear anything? No...MY choppers! I'm worried about them scraping your dick...You see...I'm a virgin, sir! You'll be fine, Gaydar!....Uh, You won't mind if I pretend you're "Hotlips" while you're at it, do you? Not al all sir. If suicide is painless...this is all pleasure!!

TERMINATOR 4 Rise of the Common Household Electronics by AngryAmerican 5-24-06

Ve haf to run. Da T-2006 is a vastly superior model than me. It will destroy me then hunt you down and kill you. But you've taught me that i have to fight. Soon all mankind will depend on my leadership for survival! Zat is affirmative. But you are not ready yet. If ve stand and fight ve vill be destroyed. It approaches! Quickly, hide! Cameron is a butthole... I am about to receive data that can be interpreted as pain. WHERE IS THE BOY?

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Kill Whitey.

Groovy! - A Day FULL of Mexicans by edoggydog 5-26-06

Viva la raza! Donde esta la oficina del welfare? Badges? No necesitamos chingale badges! GOOOOOAAAAALLL!! Groovio! GAH!!

Jurassic Park 4: Dinos Out The Butthole

Am I supposed to eat you now? Have you eaten the unimportant human characters yet?

by HCRoyall, 5-26-06

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Groovy! - Fun with Jane's Dick by edoggydog 5-29-06

Holly came from Miami FLA. Hitch-hiked her way across the USA. Plucked her eyebrows on the way, Shaved her leg and then he was a she and she said, "Hey, babe... Take a walk on the wild side!" So, I took a walk on the "wild side"! What? No GROOVY?

CC 323: dirty fucking sequel by wankered 5-30-06

Previousy on fuck... then die ah! i am dieing No wait, I'm not... I just got surrounded by a novelty cloud of smoke with 'BOOM' wrote on it. oh rely? heheheh oh dear god, not the butthole!

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Signature? Why, havn't we all made the move to chip & PIN!?

Wanchorman II: The legend of Rayquan Burgendizzle by Humpenstein 5-30-06

I wonder what it would be like to be the first Black anchorman... ... Maybe basketball would be a better idea.

RCL no. 1130 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-30-06

Godzilla and Jesus, a.k.a "The Godd Couple"... *SLUUUUUURRP* Jesus, Godzilla! Must you slurp you're coffee like that! Oh, God... Here we go again! And, just look at the place! You left the cave a big, fat, fucking mess this morning! AGAIN!! So, I forgot to rinse off a few dishes, and put away my clothes. What's the big whoop? AAAAAAAAAAAAA!! AND, WILL YOU PLEASE PUT THE THE TOILET SEAT UP WHEN YOU PEE? YOU'RE GETTING PISS ALL OVER IT, BUTTHOLE!!!

RCL no. 1135 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-01-06

"The Never Ending Comic Contest" W-w-when d-d-do y-y-you th-th-think b-b-biped w-w-will j-j-judge C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-CC323? Whoooooooooooo knoooooooooows, Braaaaaaaaad? Woooooooooooooooo! M-m-my b-b-butthole itch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ches! *BUUUUUUUUURRRP*

There's Stiller About Nothing by RedfeatheR 6-01-06

Hi, I 'm Ben Stiller. Some people think I'm just some shitdink, but I'm an actor of many faces In "Happy Gilmore" I play a overzealous hardass In "Dodgeball" I play a overzealous hardass In "Heavyweights" I play a overzealous hardass... I also imitate Tom Cruise So, see me in Madagascar 2 My most diverse role ever

Ok Ididn't read the rules as well as I thought. Now my entries have "butthole" in them

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btw...

Crappy Days by RedfeatheR 10-19-05

Special delivery! What a coincidence, I have a "Special Delivery" for you too *chuckle* Oh in that case, I have a Special, SPECIAL delivery for you. Another coincidence... I just shit my pants. Like the Fonz does in that lost episode of "Happy Days" AAEEEYYYY!!!

-- red

RCL no. 1138 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-03-06

"The Never Ending Comic Contest, Part II" Goddamn! What's taking that butthole biped so long to judge this comic contest? Uh... WELL?? I got nothing... Hugs?

he's probably having a hard time finding a winner.......because there all so.. um.. good

i like breasts

Butch and Jim by HCRoyall 6-04-06

What's that? An acceptance letter. Miramax liked my script for a sequel to "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days" and they're going to contact me about buying it. You're kidding, aren't you? Nope.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.