Virtual Gaming by biped 5-24-06

Suck...my... dick... Eat...me...raw... Suuuck... SUUUUCK... Eeeeaat... EEEEAAT... Aah, this isn't working. Might as well plug the controllers back into the Playstation. I, uh...think I'll leave mine in for awhile.

Virtual Gaming 2 by biped 5-24-06

Suck...my...dick... Yes...master... Aaaaaaah... Slurrrp...SLURRRP... GLORT!!! Jeffrey, where's your sister? Uh...I think she's trying out a new joystick.

Virtual Gaming 3 by biped 5-24-06

I'd like to have a word with you, young man. Yes, Mrs. Voorhees. Slurrrrp...SLURRRP... GLORT!!! Aaaaaaaah... Jeffrey, where's your mother? Uh...I think she's giving Ned a blowjob.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The sound effects
"Slurrrrp...SLURRRP... GLORT!!!"
make these really funny to me!

From now on, I will put that in all of my comics.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Virtual Gaming - NOW THE MOVIE THE EVENT OF THE SUMMER! by ArtemisStrong 5-24-06

Based on an original concept by biped. Screenplay by ArtemisStrong. The characters "Jeffrey" and "Dad", © biped. We've GOT to save humanity, Gizeep! YOU have the power! Oh... yes... but to... facilitate my power, just allow me to hit the light switch for a moment. Oh... Ohhhhhhhhh..... SLURP! SLURRRRP! > GORT< ! Jeffrey, where's Cousin Lefty? I think he's saving the world... one eye-shot at a time!

---
Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Wow! I didn't think Spielberg and Cruise could ever top "War Of The Worlds."

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I smell an Oscar.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Penis smells like marshmallow.

---
Ham-fisted ham fisting.

marshmellow smells like jizz