Hello everyone, please read my comics and tell me what you think of them. Sorry that my first 3 are the same. That was an accident. Here are some of my personal favorites:

Fireman Eugene and the innuendos of mystery by DarkwingDuck 5-24-06

May I AXE you a question? I suppose so.... What do you think of my big HOSE? Uh.... It helps me get alot of PUSSY! AHHHH!!!!

Greg the vampire wins a bowl of gumbo by DarkwingDuck 5-25-06

Hey, Greg the vampire. I bet you a bowl of my world famous gumbo that you can't turn invisible. I'll take that bet! Behold! I am now invisible! Well, I bet you can't turn into a snowman. You'd lose that bet, old chum.

Captain Bacon Face vs. Johnny Law by DarkwingDuck 5-25-06

Is your refrigerator running? I'd say it's more of a brisk saunter. This is the police! Come out with your hands in the air like you just don't care! Is this to your liking, you fascist pig?

A ghost is chasing Captain Bacon Face by DarkwingDuck 5-25-06

AURGH! A GHOST! Help me! A ghost is chasing me! AHHHHH! A GHOST!

Captain Bacon Face vs. Johnny Law 2 by DarkwingDuck 5-25-06

You are under arrest. On what charge? Statutory rape. SHE SAID SHE WAS 18! Meanwhile....

Tell me what you think of them.

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Let's get dangerous!

These comics make the universe order seconds, make more now.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Show the skittles one. I like the skittles one.

Here you go:

Captain Bacon Face and the power of love by DarkwingDuck 5-24-06

The foul stench of failure will forever remain with me! OH, HOW IT BURNS MY NOSTRILS SO! I wish I could turn into a million Skittles right now. WHEEE!!!!

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Let's get dangerous!

skittles one was ok.

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Kill Whitey.

I love your comics.
keep up the good work.

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http://mauston.deviantart.com/gallery/ Show me sum respect,nigga.

Great stuff

DarkwingDuck, sir, you are "the shit".

When i read the first four, i was unimpressed.

When i read "Captain Bacon Face vs Johnny Law 2", i thought that the last panel of that comic was the greatest thing ever committed to the internet.

When i read "Captain Bacon Face and the power of love", i changed my mind, so now i think the last frame of that comic is the greatest thing ever committed to the internet.

Bit flabby in places, but your the only author thats made me properly laugh for a good long while :D

I think your comics are total shit. Now shut the fuck up.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sorry, I was in a bad mood last night.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Keep ya head up.