Nice site you guys have here.

I'm Bob and I like to get drunk and take my clothes off.

Cheeseburger by BobCheeseburger 5-29-06

Tell me, if you could have one wish, what would it be? Hmm. You could take the nails out of my feet? No. I like the nails. Then I'd like a pony.

Cheeseburger by BobCheeseburger 5-29-06

I suppose I could take the nails out of one foot. That'd be super! But I'd have to nail your hand to that foot to even it out. I'm gonna hop in circles!

Cheeseburger by BobCheeseburger 5-29-06

Let's have an alpine adventure! If you take the nails out of my feet I could go skiing? No, I guess not. I'm going to nail antlers to your head and hunt you. Ooh! Antlers!

HaHa! Love the one about the pony

Awesome.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Ha ha, these are pretty cool. Sweet username as well.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Yes, these are quite good. Especially the first.

Rock on.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Me likely cheeseburger too! =)

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

"You 'likey cheeseburger'? You likey MURDERBURGER, you mean."

--PETA

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Awesome start.

Hey, thanks for the feedback guys. This site rocks!

Spyers vs Spyers by BobCheeseburger 6-07-06

Merry Christmas Geoffrey! Matthew, you know that I feel this holiday is an abomination against our lord and saviour. Well I did build a nativity scene diorama for the mantle this year. Ooh, I'd like to see that! I built it out of lego, with pirates for wisemen and Darth Vader as the baby Jesus. I'm telling mom.

Spyers vs Spyers by BobCheeseburger 6-07-06

God I love this holiday. You shouldn't take the Lord's name in vain. You can go to hell for that. I think my fate was sealed when I touched myself in bed last night. Gosh darn it Matthew, that's the last time we "top and tail".

Spyers vs Spyers by BobCheeseburger 6-08-06

Wow, that was a great cheeseburger. Matthew, I really wish you wouldn't eat meat on Good Friday. Do you want your soul to go to hell? I think that ship sailed when I peed in the holywater. That was 20 years ago, I'm sure God has forgiven you. No, I meant this time. Darn it Matt, I use that water in my coffee.

Spyers vs Spyers by BobCheeseburger 6-08-06

Come on Geoffrey, let's go out tonight for drinks. I can't, you know I'm forbidden to partake of alcohol for pleasure. Oh, right. Well, you wanna go throw rocks at hookers? I'll get my coat.

I made you a tribute ^_^

Cheeseburger - a tribute to Bob by Injokester 6-15-06

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I've decided to cut out your buttocks. Can I eat them? Uhh... Sure. Mmm... meat.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Ha ha, I like it.

Octupus's Garden by BobCheeseburger 6-15-06

Hey, do you ever think that there has to be more to life than this? Well, I used to think so, but then we found that dead guy. And hey, Free dead guy.

That one sounded like Jack Handey wrote it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thanks! (It's the 'hey' that does it).

Man, I love the way Handey writes. He manages to put as much emphasis and showmanship into a sentence as a stand up comic can cram into an act.