I just found this site and with all the possibilities; Sadly these are what came out... Is that so wrong?

Led Mental by brvadicus 6-05-06

Stardate 5484.8 on planet Rhanus 7 Sniff, sniff...sniff, hmm.....intriguing What, do you smell something? Captain, I'm reading high levels of ass gas One to beam up I meant ash and gas..... ok, you're right, but it wasn't me this time....you can't just leave me here.

Lead Mental by brvadicus 6-05-06

Lead Mental I'm picking up signs of noxious gases One to beam up It wasn't me

Not Hot, definetly not on the spot, I'd say lame.

These aren't terrible. Keep making comics.

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