The Can Man Can by Commander_t 6-09-06

So, do you have any positions open on the Jolly Roger? Well, we do have a missionary position open. CHRIST!!! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CAN GET IN THAT POSITION TO YOU?! Uh, er... I can get into a surprising number of positions with my wooden legs.

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A Mr. President One-Shot by Commander_t 6-09-06

At an impromptu White House Press Conference... MR. PRESIDENT! MR. PRESIDENT! IS IT TRUE ABOUT THE RUMORS? Yes, yes... now quit screaming. It is true: we've finally been able to extract Michael Jackson from the Lincoln Bedroom. Last time, if you remember, he was in there only a few months... ... but this... _this_ is going to be bad. I'd run away, as Michael will probably find a loophole in all this then come after me with a dozen sailors and a ton of lubricant... RUN AWAY!!!

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A Mr. President Vs. Army Guy One-Shot by Commander_t 6-10-06

Well Army Guy, it looks like you're dead... again. I mean, how can people die a dozen times and NOT be immortal? *sigh* I guess it's just this crazy world we live in now... I can't believe I about nearly almost cried... oh well, time to go watch some mexican soap operas... I just took a shower too; my voice might be a little hoarse.

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Swimming In the Lake of Fire by Commander_t 6-10-06

That water looks mighty hot... Yeah. Jump in. No, you jump in. No, you jump in! Together... 1... 2... 3! ...HAHAHA!!!

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Scientology Makes People Die by Commander_t 6-10-06

Captain's Diary: Oh, uh... a Scientologist. They make people go crazy then die... No they don't! Whatever, you crazy Scientologist! *gak* Heart........ atta-

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Thoughts?

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

They are imaginative and interesting.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

good stuff

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former"

YES!!

Personally, I liked the first and last the most though... well, as long as somebody else likes my stuff still, I know I'm fine. :)

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021