Thunder Dome and 8th Grade Foam. by JamesSchlong 6-14-06

Hey, you know your wife blew me back in 8th grade, right? Nah. You're shittin' me. Dude, look at this. What is this? It's a picture. Of my wife. In the 8th grade. Blowing you. I guess I owe you a beer.

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Ohh, James.

Sucks

i gave it an okay.

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Kill Whitey.

I love this comic. The way he feels he owes the guy a beer after he proved he had been sucked by his wife, is priceless.

Stripple young man, stripple.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

You're right. You're not.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

i liked it

haha! i like it as well

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xx( o Y o. )xx

That was damn good.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

OMG Bewb Jokes. by JamesSchlong 8-04-06

And the doctor said it would be all healed in four months and to keep sharp objects out of it so that... BOO! BOO! What the fuck were those? Oh, just a large pair of boo bees.

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Ohh, James.

Comics that don't suck. A concept we might all try someday.

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What others say about boorite!

I want to hear what sebra has to say about it.

You're the only one.

Michael Richards Physics by JamesSchlong 12-05-06

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! That rotor turbine's a nigger!

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Ohh, James.

I think you have a funny username and that last comic made me smile.

I lol'd.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

you have "teh funnay!"

keep up the good work!

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

three out of five. you get the three for trying

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hi

Boo-yah, resurrectin' this thread like Lazarus...

Bitter is Better by JamesSchlong 2-01-07

Jenessa, I'm totally crazy about you. You're all I think about. Will you be my girlfriend? Ewww, no. I know we've been friends for years, but I have to admit that I have feelings for you and would like to be more than friends. I don't think we can be friends anymore. I let a total stranger feel me up last night! I sucked a trucker's dick!

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Ohh, James.

mmmmm, that's good resurrection....

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Kill Whitey.

Yes, pretty good.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

I made inside noises. Good inside noises.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

BOO BEES!!

HAW HAW HAW!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

JamesSchlong

That one, my friend, was the funniest shit I ever read.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

The "bitter is better" one was effing awesome.

True Conversations by JamesSchlong 2-26-07

But all the boys really love Abby. I don't. She's a bleached-blonde, overly tanned Barbie doll who probably has a navel ring and a "kewl" tribal lower back tattoo... ...and probably loves being fucked from behind by strangers in backwards baseball caps she meets in trendy bars. You know she's my friend, right? Another thing I don't understand.

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Ohh, James.