starting off on this page. cherk er out.

God bless America-and how long can i run a joke till it dies by goldenchild 6-15-06

My fellow Americans with the war on terrorism over and the elections fast approaching I realise Americans need a new war to satisfy our urge to urinate on other peoples cultures. Hell yeh Bush! War feels almost as good as that night spend alone in the barn with my sister. I propose a war on earthquakes. Earthquakes attempting to target our cities will immediately be targeted by our own nookyuler arms. If that plan fails, our forces will procede to eradicate the Amish. What is this talking box!?!? God lord......God bless America, you violent dicks. In a last ditch effort we will restart our war with them damn Viet-kong. Lets ass rape those bastards. These plans will help fuel our own inflated cultural masturbation. God bless America. But Mama and Papa still live in old country!

also have to congragulate the people that can come up with hundreds of comics. its tough to find good jokes.

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GOLDEN CHILD

and this

Chanel 12-FOX! Shit in a telivised format! by goldenchild 6-17-06

This summer on FOX enjoy an all new line up of great shows. Including...... Asians vs the Ghetto! What the fuck dog! I live in the suburbs of Seattle... hey, holy shit its Bruce Lie! Holy crap its Michael Jordan! at 8 oclock... He is a man of honor. One dream, one passion, one man. Michael Jordan stars in...... all we can do.(a basketball documentary) Your little rasict bitch. I'm 13 goddamnit. Please sir calm down, you are being charged with murder, possesion of a deadly weapon and possesion of cocain with intent to sell.................................. Holy crap are you Michael Jordan?!?! And if that isnt "age appropriate" enough tune in to our great family shows, starting with......Midgets and beastiality Here kitty kitty. I dont even care if your neutered.

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GOLDEN CHILD