Mostly about drugs

ohgross by cockring9462 6-14-06

Now, Officer, there's no law against going to the bathroom This is a crime scene, leave this bathroom Please don't say something gross Pardon me, I'm off to eat shit, while shitting, and my partner will put diarrhea up her vagina I just shat myself I'll eat that for you

rave by cockring9462 6-18-06

HU-NAMS posses strange rituals, like the HOTSWEATRAEV It involves mashing 20 people into a loud dark room And smoking outside wondering what the big deal is It's so dope in here, I can smell the C02!!

stpdsht by cockring9462 6-04-06

This is my house. You're on my turf Sorry there, guy. You got any drugs? *bark* *bark* *bark* such a cute doggie k I'm gonna lie down and huff gasoline

badcommercial by cockring9462 5-24-06

What the fuck, I'm a spokeperson for the ... .. nevada desert tourism board. Just stay still and tell the camera why--- yes, to tell you why you should be a tourist, and uh, tour the desert 1, 2, 3 Go peyote! peyote!

Or ... not.

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"Cerebral ... does that mean your heart?"

Yeh...or not

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GOLDEN CHILD

Yeah.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

lol, 1 star

damnyouall by cockring9462 6-20-06

Ok, the votes are in. Giving me a final rating of 1 star out of 5 That's higher than zero! I'm only popular in France! Oui Oui

Keep trying!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I rated you good for that line. It changed my life. Really, it did.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

keeptrying by cockring9462 6-20-06

Phase 1 Fartpaste, LOL! keep trying Phase 2 I'm on so much meth keep trying Phase 3 I am the never-ending white light of truth keep trying

^ why did that make me laugh?
You're doing something right.

Don't know what it is ... but it's something. Something right flavoured.

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"Cerebral ... does that mean your heart?"

I co-wrote it!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Such a fickle crowd.
3 Stars, yay!

I like that last one.

As for the others, i feel like i'm missing the joke in most of them. Oh, and the delivery is awful, but that comes with time.

I'm not sure what you mean by a bad delivery, but I suspect many comics are only-funny-if-you-know-me type of thing... doesn't bug me, I just like making them.

And that's why I like you.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

aw

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I'm not sure what you mean by a bad delivery, but I suspect many comics are only-funny-if-you-know-me type of thing... doesn't bug me, I just like making them.

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Correct, knowing me shouldn't be a prerequisite. While your opinions are interesting, I don't really think I'll be able to improve. Sorry.

Yes, you will be able to improve! Keep trying!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

well, we'll see...

Whether your jokes are 'have-to-know-me-to-get-them' or not, I like your attitude. I for one will keep reading.

I like attention :D

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well, we'll see...

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Is the Goat Thing saga any better?