Heres my a robot comic and my new series Life On the Bench. I hope you will enjoy.

Mankind's fall by Jarhead 6-28-06

Hey,Kid. I am Dalip. I am programmed to be your friend. Can you make toast? No I am here to be your friend forever.. I rather have toast..seeya! When will man learn friendship is better than toast?

and now that im bored with robots...

Life on the bench. by Jarhead 6-29-06

Life is like a box of chocolates... Ya never know whatcha gonna get. Life is more like watching monkeys.. ............. One minute they are fuzzy cute creatures and another minute they're the lil'bastards that just thrown poody on your new sneaks!

Life on the Bench again by Jarhead 6-30-06

So....have you ever kissed a man? I have. Uhhhh....thank you, random stranger. Well, he was very open. I'm figuring people who don't wear pants usualy are.

Life on the Bench takes a turn by Jarhead 6-30-06

Did you know that the human head weighs around 8 pounds? And why do you bring up this oh so fun fact? I want to see if its true.. I do not like where this is going.. Now, can you lie down a sec while I go get the saw?

Life on the bench gets a haircut by Jarhead 6-30-06

Did you know us squrriels can turn invisible ? See?? Isn't that amazing?? I mean think how superior we are to humans now!! I mean theres no way human can stop the onslaught of fuzzy squirrels now!! **Squish**

So have I gotten better or what?

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Yes.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

They were pretty damn funny, actually.
you have gotten way better.

Thumbs up

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"Cerebral ... does that mean your heart?"

Those were like a whole week's worth of very special episodes.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thanks for all the good comments so far and heres more of Life on the Bench...
And no they have no names yet..

Life on the Bench goes Emo by Jarhead 7-01-06

I started cutting my wrists today.. how come? I dunno...my girlfriend just broke up with me and I just can't see how life could be worse.. I bet your life is worse than your five year old getting cancer as your wife just got hit by a car and your grandpa did suicide while your other child was just kidnapped and raped by your best friend. ....I also dented my car. *sigh*...did I mention the kid has Thyroid AND Breast cancer?

Life on the Bench goes sour by Jarhead 7-01-06

Why is there so much hatred in the world? Maybe because you forgot a fuzzy little friend's birthday,asswipe! ............ I got you a shirt, diddn't I? I'm a squrriel! Thats like giving a sports car to a cripple!!

Life on the Bench has holiday cheer by Jarhead 7-01-06

Ho ho ho, and what does your little friend want for christmas? Tell him I want him to go blow frosty and go shove some holiday coal up his fat cookie-eating elf-enslaving ass.. He said-- I HEARD WHAT HE FUCKING SAID!!

Life on the Bench Diez by Jarhead 7-01-06

Fuckin' Zombies thinking they own the park.. HEY,ZOMBIE!! Get a life,Ya corpse rotting bastard!! Hey, hey....we can all share the bench equaly.. Yeah...all you guys see is your prejudice thinking of Brain-eating Zombies..

Life on the Bench divorces by Jarhead 7-01-06

So do you eat bread people throw on the ground in the park? WHAT!? Those are ducks!! You're comparing me to ducks?? I diddn't mean th-- This is bullshit! Complete bullshit! I'm leaving.. I can't belive he took the fucking bench with him...

I think 4 and 5 could've been better...but y'know im a perfectionist...well...no but...3 good anyways.
Comments?

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These are more fun than watching drunk people get hit by trains.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

hey wtf these are good

stop confusing us

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What others say about boorite!

Hey I Like. Good sense of Humour. My type of Jokes. Keep em comin

These ones are more of a stretched joke of Kevin Smith work..I wanted a series of Clerks ll comics and this is what came out. Enjoy.

Life on the Bench goes to Jersey by Jarhead 7-02-06

Clerks ll comes out in two weeks. I can't wait...i'm a big fan, I snuck through the vents of the movie theaters and seen all his movies.. All of them!? wow. Every fuckin' one.. Even Jersey Girl? Never utter that fuckin' unholy abomination Kevin Smith released upon this world..

Life on the Bench:Snootchie bootchies by Jarhead 7-02-06

Did you hera that most of the movie will be setted in Mooby's? What!? WHAT!!!?? ARRRRRGH!! I'm so fucking pissed i'm setting that child behind me on fire! AHHHH!! Oh god!! mommy! MOMMY!! Wahhhh!! Feel better? a little..

Life on the Bench Chases Amy by Jarhead 7-02-06

And so I belive he should have-- Excuse me, May I ask you why you set twelve kids on fire? Kevin Smith put the setting for the new movie Clerks ll at Moobys.. Really?? My god...carry on. Somethings wrong with this nation. I'm like a lil'vigilante for pop culture justice.

Life on the Bench kisses Kevin Smith's ass by Jarhead 7-02-06

I'll be right back...I need to piddle, don't do anything stupid now. I never do.. heeheeheeheehee heeheeheeheehee Do I even want to know? I was playing Dogma..

Life on the Bench becomes a mallrat by Jarhead 7-02-06

Where the hell have you guy's been?? I've been waiting all day!! Sorry,bench.......... We went to see Clerks ll, but I promise tommrow we'll take you. Really? You mean it!? Yes I promise.. The next day... Those Assholes!

Comments?

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I thank you for not making another thread just for the Clerks comics. The hype you seem to be trying to generate for Clerks II reminds me of kaenash pimping out Elder Scrolls though and I never like that stuff.

The other comics in this thread were pretty good though and I would consider you to be an individual with a tendency to be funny at times.

these were great. and if you change "sports car" to "rubbers" in this one, i'll be your love slave. and remember, i have copyright to the new sexual technique i invented called Sterling--

Life on the Bench goes sour by Jarhead 7-01-06

Why is there so much hatred in the world? Maybe because you forgot a fuzzy little friend's birthday,asswipe! ............ I got you a shirt, diddn't I? I'm a squrriel! Thats like giving a sports car to a cripple!!

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what if nigger meant kite

Damn it,Mandingo...
You just made my comic funnier...I hate your genius.

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