I Hate Golf. I fall asleep while watching it and i fall asleep while playing it. In exception to crazy golf which is a whole different story. What are your Crazy Views on Golf.
Reply or forever be an asshole!

I'm an asshole because while I'm replying in the thread, I'm not replying to the thing about golf.

I love to watch James Bond and Auric Goldfinger play golf. As for televised golf, I would enjoy it if each game were edited down into about a minute of highlights. If "Crazy Golf" is the same as miniature golf, then I love it. I also like to play this fun online Mini-Putt game. As for actually playing real golf, I would never even consider it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I would watch golf more if they randomly switched some normal balls for pressure sensitive explosive ones.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Or change the golf balls to sticky balls and get them all frustrated and cause a riot and we can call it A Hole in your Neck...

How do sticky balls cause holes in one's neck? I would think it's the sticky cock that would cause it.

11) Grip the shaft firmly with every stroke. And wash your balls. They're filthy.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

For male golfers...

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please ... while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.

I believe that is also the etiquette in gay saunas

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next to haggis, golf is the worst thing the scottish ever came up with.

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Kill Whitey.

I disagree

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I like haggis.