My Wigger Neighbor- Episode 1 by Whitesox 6-17-06

Yo, dawg. I need some help. I know that's right, but what do you need? My computer. I need to gets on da net to check out dis fly ass rapper. So just connect to the internet, Wiggs. I can't. I only gots dat Windows '95. Does that even have Minesweeper?

My Wigger Neighbor II by Whitesox 6-17-06

Sup, playa? Ya heard that new Tupac joint? Hasn't he been dead for ten years now? He ain't dead dawg. Quit playin'. I seen him last week on Yo MTV Raps! They don't even make that show anymore. You're trying to tell me Tupac dead? Luckily, we still got Biggie. He's...oh nevermind.

My Wigger Neighbor III by Whitesox 6-17-06

Yo, yo, yo, you's gots any paper for my toilet? What the hell are you doing here? A nigga's gotta shit too, dog. Wiggs, you're white. I gotta go; get the hell outta here! That's cool. Let's see what happens the next time you need to borrow something from me. The next time I need to borrow a Vanilla Ice tape I'll be sure not to ask you.

My Wigger Neighbor- IV by Whitesox 6-17-06

Yo, G. You heard of this new drink they got out? You mix Red Bull and Vodka. I just heard about it yesterday. Wow, that's really groundbreaking. Yeah, it's pretty dope. You learn something new like everday. May I, kick a little something for the G's. Easy Snoop Wigga Wiggs. You should try this drink they made called Rum and Coke. Word? There's also this invention called the wheel. Have you heard of fire?

My Wigger Neighbor - V by Whitesox 6-17-06

Wiggs, you got a condom I can have? I'm trying to entertain this lady friend of mine and I'm all out. No playa. I ain't got shit for you dog. I'm 'bout to use one myself though. If it's about that toilet paper incident I'll go get you a whole roll right now. You don't even have a girl over here and I have one at my place as we speak. You shoulda come prepared homes. I'm over that paper shit anyways. I took care of my biznass. Whatever Wiggs. Thanks for cock blocking me once again. Out of curiosity, what did you use to wipe. I used my magic sock, dog. Why do you think I needs dat condom?

[Click to view comic: 'My Wigger Neighbor VI']
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There are more, I just don't feel like posting them all. Enjoy.

Minesweeper appeared in Windows at least as far back as 3.1.

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What others say about boorite!

My life would have been meaningless if I did not know that.

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"Cerebral ... does that mean your heart?"

If Jimmy Fallon had read these comics when he was still on SNL, he would have stolen the idea and turned it into his next attempt at a "Wayne's World" equivalent.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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What others say about boorite!

Maybe a copy right is in order, fallon will steal anything, even Oprah's used panties.

I enjoyed these comics.

I really hope bigfrank is whitesox.

I really hope bigfrank is whitesox.

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You must be a wigger.

I really hope bigfrank is whitesox.

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You must be a wigger.

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That makes sense.

I really hope bigfrank is whitesox.

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You must be a wigger.

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That makes sense.

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Well considering the rating you gave us, it would lead one to believe you did not like our comics. And if you're not laughing, it's probably because we are making fun of you.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I really hope bigfrank is whitesox.

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You must be a wigger.

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That makes sense.

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Well considering the rating you gave us, it would lead one to believe you did not like our comics. And if you're not laughing, it's probably because we are making fun of you.

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Or your comics aren't that great, but yeah, I'm a huge wigger.

it's bad to call someone nigger unless it's a white person

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What others say about boorite!

I can make that hand sign, too. It really impresses the black "dudes"!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

They don't like it when you call them that. It's "African American Males" now.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

where were the penis's?