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obscenity filter is off

It's only a flesh wound!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"What's that? You wanna fuck with me? I didn't think so."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The quality of Mary's kebabs has really gone down.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The Steve Martin of bird comics.

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I has a flavor!

"Go go gadget dart! ... Oops."

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"Cerebral ... does that mean your heart?"

bow and sparrow

Well, the sign said Body Piercings, but who knew?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

The bird died shortly after this photo was taken.

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I once was lost, but now am found.

BWAH HA HA HA HA HAHA!!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The Errol Flynn loon tries to attract a mate with an arrow-matic display.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

A prime example of the Suicidal Albatross which regularly overflies summer camps, is known to perch on high voltage lines and peck at the insulation and eats things out of Lake Erie.

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Kill Whitey.

NP wins.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

A pierced Tit!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

''So I'm Guessing I'm gonna die from this''

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My comics: Bill and Bat, Bill and Bat (Forums)

when i asked for something long and hard, i didnt quite have THIS in mind

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Now we know why Loon style Kung-Fu never caught on.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

The more times I see this picture, the more I feel sorry for the bird.

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Poop.

That bird could get SO electrocuted if he's not careful.

Shoot that poisoned through my heaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrt!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Looking at this again I realize I've never seen a bird fall off anything.

What's love got to do with it.

its performance art

HCRoyall

He's getting better.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

East town Zoo was unfortunately forced to reconsider the Archary classes for blind students...