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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Man, these zits won't fuckin' go away!"

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I has a flavor!

School spirit week gets out of control as bad hair day, class colors day, obviously fake injury day, and wrong era clothes day are all combined in to one day "to allow for more spirit fun".

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Mediocrity at its most average.

The official Ace Frehley make-up kit! Made in Korea. May cause minor skin irritation.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Dressing up as one of Captain Kirks alien lovers didn't really go over to well at Sturgis.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Putting Captain Crunch on your face can't be good for your complexion.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Isn't it ironic that it's the metal side of his face that is cut open and bleeding?

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I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough.

I think he showed up at gym with his face painted and someone tried to stiff-arm his head through the locker room wall.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

When going down, always wear oral protection.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet