I used to have two five star ratings from Inflatable Man and Externalization, but recently someone voted me one star. Here is a sampling of my comics.

Brokeback Mountain by travisweird 3-12-06

Clint Eastwood or John Wayne? Hmmm. Clint Eastwood. No wait... yeah. Yul Brenner or Eli Walach? Are you kidding me? Yul Brenner! Yeah. I'd like to see the saddle bags on that son of a bitch. King me!

The Beginning of The End For Michael Eisner by travisweird 5-15-05

AHHHHH!!! OH GOD!!!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!! HES TRYING TO GET ME!!!!! Mr. Eisner, I think its time we shut down the Michael Jackson 3-D Adventure. Dammit! First Gary Glitter Mountain, now this!

The Island of Misfit Toys

Fucking Ipods.

by travisweird, 11-27-05

The Office Romance of Ned and Janine by travisweird 8-22-05

Hey Janine... wanna' come to a party at my house this weekend? Sure Ned, what kind of party? A fucking kickass LAN Party, my new router can handle up to four networks at a time! You know what Ned, I'll pass. Meanwhile, in Ned's pants... Oh God, Ned, I can't take this any more! Abort Fail Retry Ned!

Gastropoda Badassamus by travisweird 4-20-05

Son, I have an idea for a new creation. Check it out... a slug... with claws... so it can defeat snails! That's dumber than when you made the flying fish. Or the hairless cat. Or the star-nosed mole. Hey I was high when I made the star-nosed mole, alright? Yeah, what about the petrified forest? Who's omnipitent idea was that? Sometimes I regret making the intelligent ape. Ouch Dad, ouch.

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-Travis Garden

So I was just wondering what people thought. Since way back when the first two voted, have my comics got worse or are these funny enough.

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-Travis Garden

I liked most of them. The one about Ned's party was especially enjoyable.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The LAN party is funny. However in my opinion profanity should be used sparingly and only for the purpose of adding humor to the strip. In this case I thought it took away from what was otherwise a clever piece of work.

In contrast profanity was absolutely necessary in the toy strip. It wouldn't have worked without it.

BTW I'm a newbie and have no idea what I'm talking about.

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Shovel Ready

that king me punchline is great but the blue balls gag (heh) i just did a comic with too so you must be doing something horribly wrong by association

you'll find the opposite to be true of most of the fucks around here especially fuck that fuck

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what if nigger meant kite

Your comics are still very good. The person who downvoted you is a beeeyotch.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I think it was intended to emulate the rustic patois of the common computer nerd/virgin.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Somehow we've all been downvoted. These comics are 5-star, like Emeril Lagasse's famous alligator meatloaf.

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What others say about boorite!

Thats a shame. Boorite comics are 5 star in my opinion.

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-Travis Garden

Usually all it means to have 4 stars is that your comics are still 5 star quality, but you've managed to piss off some vengeful twat (or two) in the forums. Wear it as a badge of honor.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.