The Toga Bar - One-upmanship by up4abeer 7-19-06

I am sacred to Hindus. I terrify Christians. My farts destroy the ozone. I am the supreme ruler of hell. My horns are bigger. PISS OFF!

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Shovel Ready

I started laughing after "My farts destroy the ozone." It's just a funny statement.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

not too shabby. gave it a good.

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Kill Whitey.

ditto and ditto and musicals

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what if nigger meant kite

You're not going to start a new thread for every single comic you make, are you?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Toga Bar - Hints by up4abeer 11-21-06

Have you seen my wife? Who told you that? I have not been seeing your wife. Is it too late to pretend I did't say that?

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The Toga Bar - Assumptions by up4abeer 11-07-06

You smart ass Yankees are posioning the minds of our youth with all your immoral queer marriage and evolution talk. So you automatically assume I support gay marriage and favor the teaching of evolution in our public schools based purely on my geographic roots. So should I assume your favorite activities include cock fights, drinking moonshine, and having sex with your relatives? Second cousins don't count. Is beastiaility a rite of passage?

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The Toga Bar - Qualifications by up4abeer 10-26-06

So what qualifies you to work as a bar back? I have a felony record, a revoked drivers license, I'm 32 years old, and I still live with my Mother. Perfect. I'll pay you less than minimum wage in cash so you can cheat on your taxes. What about benefits? You get dibs on leftover bar pretzels at the end of your shift. On occasion a drunken girl with self-esteem issues will have sex with you in the bathroom.

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The Toga Bar - Priorities by up4abeer 8-07-06

Is that coat an Armani? You would also like my Lexus and matching Rolex. Impressive. How do you afford all those things? I got my priorities straight. You want to go somewhere more private? Your place or Mom's?

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Shovel Ready

Very good. I especially liked Priorities.