I'm going to audition for a role on Family Guy. If a dog can go primetime then why not a pig?
Family Guy is a cartoon stupid. It's not a real dog. They're not even real people like me.
HELLOOO! We are characters in a comic strip. You're not real. You're talking to a pig for Christ sake! Now let that bit of reality soak in until you just self-destruct.
Not funny. Although I think that is more because we have a different sense of humor. I'm sure this is hilarious to you and maybe even a few chosen friends and family members.
