The Toga Bar by up4abeer 7-20-06

Welcome to Toga Bar and Grill. How can I help you? What do you recommend? For starters lose the pointy beard and trim the mustache. And do something about those things growing out of your head. I meant to drink. Whiskey straight up and lots of it Goathead.

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The Toga Bar - F Word by up4abeer 7-20-06

So I'm thinking what the fuck? So I walk over.. I wish you wouldn't use the "f word." It's offensive and sinful Nothing in the Bible says it's wrong to say that word. Words like that take something beautiful and make it sound ugly. So what's your take on shit? Fuck You!

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The Toga Bar - No Respect by up4abeer 7-20-06

Do you know who I am? The cute guy in the toga calls you Goathead. YOU FOOL!! Do you know WHAT I am? Annoying and Ugly. Several Drinks Later You're looking hot. Forget it Loser. I can lick my own balls.

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The Toga Bar - Commitment by up4abeer 7-20-06

Didn't last night mean anything to you? I'm not ready for the whole commitment thing. But I feel like such a slut. Look I like you. Let's just take it slow. No need to rush in. We could start with you telling me your real name. Stop rushing.

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Shovel Ready

You know, there's just something missing and I honestly can't put my finger on it. But you got promise. Definite promise.

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I has a flavor!

These comics do not make me want to kill a horse. If you own a horse, please change "a" to "your."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i know what they're missing. the subtle flavor of enibriation.
up4abeer, you were sober when you made these weren't you? WEREN'T YOU?

i thought so.

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Kill Whitey.

The Toga Bar - AdVICE by up4abeer 7-22-06

Hey Toga Guy. Hey Up4abeer. Have you read what the critics are saying about Toga Bar? UnknownEric almost chuckled, Biped didn't kill my dog, and AngryAmerican suggested I get drunk. And sooo? Scotch on the rocks and keep em coming. That a boy

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Thanks to all for the comments. Your candor and wit are appreciated.

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Shovel Ready