The Toga Bar - Careers by up4abeer 7-24-06

I should go home. I have to work in the morning. That sucks dude. I love being self employed. What do you do? I'm a songwriter. Are you holding? Are you a cop? If you are you know you have to tell me.

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The Toga Bar - Tender Memories by up4abeer 7-24-06

Sex was better when we first met. I teased you and made you work. The first time we met I got you drunk and you blew me in the parking lot. I gagged and puked on your crotch. Yeah and I made you keep going. PIG! SLUT!

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The Toga Bar - Anniversaries by up4abeer 7-24-06

Since it is our anniversary I suppose you'll want sex tonight. Our sex life bores me. I miss having sex it with different people. Oh really? Well I missed being gang-banged in bathroom stalls. Oh God that made me hot. I want you now! I'll close my eyes and pretend you have a large dick. ME TOO!!

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Shovel Ready

gang banged in a bathroom stall.....nice.
i likey.

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Kill Whitey.

Excellent! I laughed long and hard.

Then I laughed because I said "long and hard."

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I has a flavor!

Here's a couple more. Let me know if I'm posting these too often. I'm new to this and still learning the protocol.

Also I think I am going to donate. Can some of you PM donation suggestions? Thanks

The Toga Bar - Questions by up4abeer 7-25-06

Why do you always wear a toga? Because I'm the owner of the toga bar. Why is it called the toga bar? Because I always wear a toga. So that's why they call you Toga guy? See how it all fits.

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The Toga Bar - Perspective by up4abeer 7-27-06

Believe me. She is so ready for something like this. You two are a cute couple. OK I'm in. I've got an idea. Want to spice up our sex life? Oregano and sex don't mix. We've talked about this. Someone wants to join us for a threesome. Does he have a big schlong?

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Shovel Ready

I refuse to read those comics, but the title of this thread is hilarious.