i thought for this contest i'd combine 2 of my interests. Alcohol and shit that happened in the past.
I'm looking for great moments in history that might've been different if some good old fashioned binge drinking had been involved.
Just think if Hitler or Napoleon had gotten really tanked and decided NOT to attack Russia in the middle of winter. Or Columbus being too hammered to navigate to the new world. Thing would be very different. Maybe.
Judging will be on Aug. 3rd cuz i leave for my own alcohol fueled medieval madness on the 4th.
have fun kids! bonus points for for using the word 'VODKA'

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'rebel bourbon']

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1212']

[Click to view comic: 'A Word in My Defense']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'When Booze isn't invovled the Wrong Cad Wins']

[Click to view comic: 'BOOZE-TORY: January, 2001']

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

wow. such controversy for something that doesn't even have a prize.
don't blame me, i didn't judge it.

i recommend to anyone unsatisfied with the judging for CC327 to have a drink and shut the fuck up.
i think boloboffin made a brilliant choice under very stressful circumstances.
and, just to reiterate, quit cryin and do something funny.

thank you.

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'Great Moments in Booze History']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'CC328: Siddhartha Gautama founds Bud-ism.']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

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wow. such controversy for something that doesn't even have a prize.
don't blame me, i didn't judge it.

i recommend to anyone unsatisfied with the judging for CC327 to have a drink and shut the fuck up.
i think boloboffin made a brilliant choice under very stressful circumstances.
and, just to reiterate, quit cryin and do something funny.

thank you.

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Actually Humpenstein won CC:317.

im not gay

[Click to view comic: 'Booze + Time Travel = I win two in a row']
[Click to view comic: 'Booze + Time Travel = I win two in a row']
[Click to view comic: 'Booze + Time Travel = I win two in a row']
[Click to view comic: 'Booze + Time Travel = I win two in a row']
[Click to view comic: 'Booze + Time Travel = I win two in a row']

[Click to view comic: 'Booze + Time Travel = I win two in a row']

i woulda put some really snappy replies up, but for some reason i couldn't log in for the past 2 days.

but the Bradgod made things better, and now i'm off to go kill kittens.

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 328: Time Magazine's Woman of the Millennium']

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what if nigger meant kite

EMERGING TRIUMPHANT ARE:

RUNNER UP: Crabby for sheer multiple entry diligence
HONORABLE MENTION: Mandingo for his take on that antionette bitch

WINNER: fpd for his damn fine comic about Bud-ism

YAY! much clapping ensues.

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Kill Whitey.

i'd like everyone who didn't at least get an honorable mention to take this time and reflect on why i'm so very much better than them

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what if nigger meant kite