It's Just A Stupid Comic Contest by boloboffin 7-26-06

mie namE i crabbi, i entrr Cont3st AIEEE, mie no win Cont3st, mie cry mie MADDD, mie writte meany c@mi$ That'll show him!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Well, you showed me.

It was just a comic buddy. Keep on kepin' on.

Crabby, I am so completely not serious about any of this.

Besides, you are just jealous of my supple breasts.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I'm more jealous of those thighs. I can tell you do alot of jogging. I admire your dedication and your flawless body.

i AM serious. (but its just an excuse for something i was planning on doing anyway...)

i'll never give up on my dreams by AngryAmerican 7-26-06

Hi, AngryAmerican here with a bit of an epiphany. It seems some folks don't think I should've won ANY contests, much less the very controversial 'Time Travel' contest. With a few desultory comments still burning in my soul, I have realized they are absolutely correct, and that my drinking is nearly out of control. As a result I vow that starting tomorrow, I'm going to work on becoming the full blown alcoholic I know I can be. Thank you dissentors, you have shown me the light.

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Kill Whitey.

I'd write a witty response, but you don't deserve that either.

Um, that's weird. The other night I was joking with crabby that he didn't win my Photoshop contest, but the joke was that he didn't enter. Oh, ha ha, funny. I didn't even know there was some other contest he didn't win and there's a big deal, and I totally was not talking about that.

And then we blew goats.

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What others say about boorite!

That's how your parties always end.

Crabby should have won that contest like that retard with the hot ass should have won the hot ass competition in the Special Olympics this year.

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Poop.

And how!