Instead of browsing through all the past contests I've missed to make sure I'm not duplicating anything, I'll just go with an idea I'm fairly sure has never been done before. I use my initials for my username, and I sometimes make it stand for other things in my signature. So here are the rules of this contest.
1) Write about something whose acronym is FPD. It may be anything except someone with the initials FPD. It could be a police department, a personality disorder, or even a Greek organization called Phi Pi Delta. Use your imagination.
2) No old strips.
3) Series and multiple entries are allowed.
Judging should be in about a week.
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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.