Y'all familiar with how 'beat the picture' works right?
Well this is the photoshop version, only here you can one-up any picture already in this thread (just say which). Either find and photoshop a new pic to beat it or photoshop the other entry itself. It's all good.
There is one rule- All entries must be modified in some way (include a link to the original if you can).
To kick it off, here's my entry from the last comp, since I'm a lazy fucker.

Now beat that dick!
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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.