Sharper Image Robot by LuckyGuess 8-13-06

Mom! I bought one of those robots that talk back to you from sharper image! Come look! Cum look motherrrrr cum cum. Cum on me mother cum cum anal. I didn't get a receipt, did I? Store manager try to fool many skank cum bitches you fall for it laugh sex laugh.

Robot by crabby 8-13-06

I'm gonna have to put this thing on craigslist and hope some sucker will pay for it. LESBIAN SNIKT DYKE WHORES SNIKT MASSAGE WOMAN SNIKT ROB LIEFELD One robot. I have poersoanlly pissed and shat on this robot and will sell to first respondent. CORNHOLE Well buddy, you've been sold to someone who refers to himself as Fertig the Clean. Good look with that. MAN SEX SNIKT LUBE SNIKT LUBE SNIKT LUBE SNIKT LUBE

Sharper Image Robot by LuckyGuess 8-13-06

Package! I have a fertilized robot for one... Fertig the Clean? Mr. Clean? Y helo thar, buttsecks? BUTTSECKS BUTTSECKS LUBE CUM CUM ANAL LUBE BUTTSECKS YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING NASTY ROBOT MOUTH BEFORE I FUCKING EAT YOU FOR NUTRIENTS! This is the best day ever.

Sharper Image Whore by crabby 8-13-06

Now to empty this sack out and fuck whatever is inside. Why were you in there? I thought it would be cheaper to mail myself than to take a train. I threw some pervert robot out of the sack and took it's place. Will you move in and love me forever and give me a reason to live? Sure.

Sharper Image Robot by LuckyGuess 8-13-06

Now son, SEX ASS TITTY BRITTANY SPEARS BUTTFUCK CUM CORNHOLE ANAL BLOWJOB CUM CUM SEX CUM POKEMON ORGY BUTTFUCK ASS CHAIR 7-UP BOTTLE ASS BUTTFUCK DICK CUM CUM CUM CUM No, you only say cum up to three times or it gets repetitive. Sorry. Excuse me, are you alright? You were screaming. I was having a dream. A wonderful dream of home.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Harper's image Robot by crabby 8-13-06

Why don't you tell me about that dream. Right after I handle one peice of buisness. DWLORES TUCKER NUDE SHANA TWAIN EDDIE MURPHY RAW COCONUT TWINS Sorry jesus, just gonna freshen those nails so you don't fall off in the middle of the night. Bless you child. So what was that dream about? BEA ARTHUR LESBIAN SEX VICTORIAN HOMES ITALIAN SOCCER SCANDAL SHIT BALLS WHORE

Sharper Image Robot by LuckyGuess 8-13-06

I bought nunchaku today. Two of them. They hit real good. There's a man in the bathroom. He says he completes you. lewl. Wanna go sex him up with me? Well I was going to... uh... fine.

America's Dirtiest Secret Image by crabby 8-13-06

I'm here in this robot to seduce this young couple for all the millions of viewers we have around the globe. You will see me, orally and anally dominate them both while maunally stimulating myself for the entire hour. So, sit back and enjoy the show!

Sharper Image Robot by LuckyGuess 8-13-06

*squish squish slap slap spurt spurt* lewl. This is even better than Captain Planet. BY YOUR ANUSES COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN CORNHOLE CUM SEX CUM SHANIAH TWAIN

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I am trying but I can't quite click on reload page with comics. I don't know why I came here.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

lewl.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Fun for all the family!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Best. Series. EVAR!!1!!1

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I has a flavor!

I just got a job at Sharper Image :-( That robot is as crappy as the comic makes it out to be. So is all their products really. Stay far away from that place.

Here's a comic I made about a made-up Sharper Image product long before I ever went through the Hellish experience of being their register-jockey:

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

They have those awesome Ionic Breeze things though.

Funny funny...

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

BRILLIANT!

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What others say about boorite!

that series is funny all on its own.

mix it with ultra high grade weed, and its almost dangerous.

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Kill Whitey.

quote:

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mix it with ultra high grade weed, and its almost dangerous.

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