I mean like me! These are my comics. Please examine them carefully for any flaws or discrepancies and give them as many stars as can possibly fit in your ass.

'Tis the Bugger King! by bugger_king 8-16-06

I am Bugger King! Too-looo, too-looo! All hail Bugger King! I hereby decree that all of Stripcreator shall hoover my rrrregal all-beef patty! Hoover it, you cock-starved rod jockeys! Shall I blow ye royale lode in the peasantry's eyes? Or perhaps their bottoms?

sebra139, harbinger of Buggery by bugger_king 8-16-06

im sebra139 i heave a band Then thou shalt be first to suck the chrome off mine royal trailer hitch! *slurp slurp* Harder, you illiterate sack of peasant dung! KERFUCKINPOW wait im not fag Ye man in the helmet sayeth otherwise!

Inflate this! by bugger_king 8-16-06

Hello, my King. I am the one they call Inflatable_Man. Zounds, thou art too hideous to sodomize! Put ye this bag on thine head and fellate ye this circus beast. Inflatable_Man goes to work on the valvestem *slurp slurp* I can't believe it's not choking him! *slurp* I find this very humiliating indeed.

oooh do me next

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Nobody tells Bugger King what to do, knave!!!

UnknownEric, Scion of skullbuggery!! by bugger_king 8-16-06

Meanwhile... UnknownEric! What is thy purpose in this realm of mine? To talk about 80's music and getting old, sire! Not VH1 again! It was never good!! Surely they speech orifice would be better occupied with my sexy parts! If you say so, your majesty. SUDDENLY Let's do it in this fine "chicks with dicks" establishment. Perhaps photographs will be taken!

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Nobody tells Bugger King what to do, knave!!!

UnknownEric, Scion of skullbuggery!! by bugger_king 8-16-06

Meanwhile... UnknownEric! What is thy purpose in this realm of mine? To talk about 80's music and getting old, sire! Not VH1 again! It was never good!! Surely they speech orifice would be better occupied with my sexy parts! If you say so, your majesty. SUDDENLY Let's do it in this fine "chicks with dicks" establishment. Perhaps photographs will be taken!

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Don't worry about either from me. The last thing this site needs is more jokes about our own users.

Your writing style at least shows you're not illiterate or unclever. It's just your topic choice that stinks.

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Inflate this! by bugger_king 8-16-06

Hello, my King. I am the one they call Inflatable_Man. Zounds, thou art too hideous to sodomize! Put ye this bag on thine head and fellate ye this circus beast. Inflatable_Man goes to work on the valvestem *slurp slurp* I can't believe it's not choking him! *slurp* I find this very humiliating indeed.

Shit. I thought that was a dream...

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roy_Scyesse: The Isle of Scant Buggery by bugger_king 8-16-06

One day at Beastiality Farms As some person named not_Scyess, let me say that the last thing we need around here-- The first thing thou needest, knave, is a right royal sceptering in the embarrassables! Now turn ye 'round! Things were heating up to the buggery point Yes, my liege. By jove-- is that a...? And then, the most special day of all Telephone pole lodged in my rectum, sire? Why yes! It amuses me! Let's hang some jolly bells on it!

Zounds, 'twas meant to be rot_Scyesse! Alas, ye bitches.

What Booruggery is this? by bugger_king 8-16-06

boorite, why speakest thou like yon village idiotte alle the fuckinge tyme? lol im sebras littel bich That dost it! I shall asse ream thee on the moon! omg ok

I liketh thine comics, sire.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Thine comics bringeth ye gentlefolk to thine yard.

man u have some of the gay comics in the world

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whats up i am sebra 139

he has some of the gay comics but you haef the rest of tehm

The only thing that's so-called "gay" about these comics is the constant unrelenting homosexuality.

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