Captain Bacon Face trims the fat by DarkwingDuck 8-24-06

Bunka Bunka bird, Greg the vampire, The Office Bee, Fuck Nuts the snowman, shitty pants Jim, I'm sorry but you're all fired. Shit!

The secondary cast are quite upset by DarkwingDuck 8-24-06

THIS IS BULLSHIT, MAN! YOU CAN'T FIRE US! I HAVE A FAMILY! Hey! It's hard for me, too, but we don't have the budget! I have payments for my emu farm to make, you jerk! You can't just fire us all on the spot like this! Well, I only needed to fire one of you, but that would have been too difficult for me. So I fored all of you. BUNKA! BUNKA! BUNKA! BUNKA! BUNKA! BUNKA! Good point.

Where am I going with this? by DarkwingDuck 8-24-06

Just fire The Office Bee. He only has one joke, and it's not even funny! That goes for everybody in this comic. BUZZ! BUZZ! THE OFFICE BEE ACQUIRES A LARGE AMOUNT OF HONEY! Listen, I know you're all upset, but I just can't choose. I love you all equally. Even me? NO!

It's up to YOU! by DarkwingDuck 8-24-06

I have an idea how to get rid of one of you! I'll let the viewing public decide! That's right, America! YOU get to decide! Who do you want to go? The Bunka Bunka bird, Fucks Nuts the snowman, it's all up to YOU! Just simply text message the numbers 6528376287365348 on your cell phone and choose who you want fired from this comic! The person with the most votes will immediately be fired, then thrown into the pit of ultimate destruction, which is full of scorpians and rabid alpacas. So choose now! Who stays and who goes? It's up to..........YOU! Me?

The plot thickens by DarkwingDuck 8-24-06

You can't toy with our futures like that! It seems to me that I already did. This isn't right! Do you really think this is the proper way to fire somebody? Listen, I already told you that I can't do it myself, so unless one of you DIES, this is the way I'm doing it! Dies?.... BUNKA! BUNKA!

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Let's get dangerous!

Fuck Nuts the snowman is willing to play dirty by DarkwingDuck 8-24-06

Are you serious? Yes, we can make it look like an accident. There is no way in hell that I'm killing the Bunka Bunka bird just for a job! Well, what about The Office Bee? Alright, sure.

The Office Bee is in mortal danger by DarkwingDuck 8-24-06

BUZZ! BUZZ! THE OFFICE BEE DEMANDS TO KNOW WHY YOU BROUGHT ME TO THIS DAMP BASEMENT! I brought you here to give you honey. HOLY CRAP! GIVE IT TO ME THIS INSTANT! In a mater of time. Just wait here while I fetch it for you. Is the trap set? Yes, the gorillas with father issues will be releashed in a matter of hours.

The results are in by DarkwingDuck 8-24-06

A matter of hours later.... Hey, you idiots! The results are in! And the one who is fired is......................... THE BUNKA BUNKA BIRD! 100% of the voting public think you suck the most! THIS IS HORSE SHIT! Meanwhile, a few feet away.... What have we become? We murdered an innocent man! And for what? NOTHING! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!!!!

The Bunka Bunka Bird: Friend To All by DarkwingDuck 8-24-06

Well, the Bunka Bunka bird is now dead. After receiving his pink slip, he was thrown into the pit of ultimate destruction. I'm happy to report that his death was quick and painless.... As we all know, alpacas always aim for the neck when attacking. The scorpians were unable to reach the body in time. But let's not the Bunka Bunka bird's death bring us down, for he has enriched all of our lives for the better with his heart warming performances. So here is a short tribute to the beloved Bunka Bunka bird.... BUNKA! BUNKA! BUNKA! BUNKA! BUNKA! BUNKA! BUNKA! BUNKA! BUNKA! BUNKA! BUNKA! BUNKA! BUNKA! BUNKA! BUNKA! BUNKA!

Done and done by DarkwingDuck 8-24-06

Well, that's that. Both The Bunka Bunka bird and The Office Bee are no longer with us. Two beloved characters from the smash hit comic series by Darkwing Duck. But, please, dry those tears, dear viewer. We still have the memories. And don't forget that we will always be introducing new characters. Like: Marvin, the constipated water buffalo who works at a dildo factory. We hope that he will be the new smash hit character in the series. Well, now that all that business is taken care of, we now bring you back to your regularly scheduled comic.... I can't work today, boss! I'M TOO CONSTIPATED! Heh, heh! That's our silly Marvin!

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Let's get dangerous!

Pure Genius.

I love you, Darkwing Duck.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

meh.

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Kill Whitey.

This guy rocks my cocks.

funny.

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The answer to question 7 is B.

I don't know why but the thought of there being The Office Bee is funny.