not my best work, but i'm sober.

Dr. Pembroke: Sexual Veternarian by AngryAmerican 8-25-06

Dogs respond extremely well to oral sex. Its not an act that occurs in nature very often. Or at my house. Ha-ha. Just a little joke there. Seriously though, your dog has the healthiest set of testicles i've ever had the privilege to suckle gently.

Dr. Pembroke: Sexual Veternarian by AngryAmerican 8-25-06

So can you save my llama's life or not? Sir, i have to be honest with you. I have very compelling reasons to believe that someone has been sexually abusing this animal. Do you know anything about it? I always buy dinner first. You're a sick, sick man. Now let me show you how to locate her clitoris.

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Kill Whitey.

I demand more. Thus you must supply more.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

These comics forced me to read your other comics which taught that you're a funny man. Congratulations.

Kennel Konfusion by crabby 6-29-06

So how's she doing doctor? Well early indications are that she's been severly raped several times in the last 24 hours. We have a few officers down the hall that would like to ask you a few questions. I brought in a dog. Well my notes say she's been raped several times in the last 24 hours. I dropped her off two days ago. This is a kennel. So it is.

I'm forced to admit 2 things:
1. i'd maim someone for a smoke right now,
and
2. i'm glad someone liked ole Doc Pembroke....

Dr. Pembroke: Sexual Veternarian by AngryAmerican 8-26-06

Well it seems your mule is resisting treatment. I fear we're gonna have to attempt fellatio next. What's fellatio? Oh, Amish. Right. Um...Fellatio's an ancient treatment technique utilizing the healing power of ejaculations frequently combined with peanut butter. What's ejaculations? *Sigh.* Just give me five minutes alone with your mule, OK? You're the vet....

that crazy Dr. Pembroke... by AngryAmerican 8-26-06

OK, who's a good doggy? Now hold still while i give you this shot of thorazine then touch you in your bad places... grrrrrr Oooh, smart doggy understands what i'm saying. OK boy, who wants to lick peanut butter off my straining manhood then? hruh....? Ah-ha! I didn't think doggy was all that smart...Crunchy or smooth? ruff!

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Kill Whitey.

omg that dr. is disgusting but hilarious lol keep up the good work. and congrats your the first person on stripcreators comics that I liked to bad I can't reveiw your comics but on a scale of one to ten

I'll give you a 9 awsome work

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If u don't like it I don't care I'm gonna keep making them So go choke on a salty dog turd

The dog likes it rrruf.

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What others say about boorite!

I was wrong about you. You are a great man.

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Hooray for catharsis!

Oh, HELLS yeah!

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I has a flavor!

In this case...
sober comic = funny comics.

Dr. Pembroke goes intergalatic.
Have Bong and Prosper....

Dr. Pembroke: Sexual Space Veternarian by AngryAmerican 8-29-06

Captain, I'm happy to announce that your tribble is going to be fine. She came through the surgery with flying colors! Thanks doc, that's a relief. But how can you tell if its a female or not? They appear to be nothing more than semi animate balls of fur. You have to lick teasingly in concentric circles all over the tribble in question. If after an hour or two there's no discharge, it's a female. ... Or you can attempt insertion.... Security team to bridge.

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Kill Whitey.

for reasons that disturb even me, this on is my favorite.

Doc Pembroke: Pachaphragist by AngryAmerican 8-29-06

Let's see here. Ingrown toenail, huh? All right, this is what we're gonna do. I'm going to take my pants off and place one foot on each tusk and assume a squatting position. I then want you to slowly work your trunk into my bumpy starfish. Understand? Uh oh. Due to the disturbing and graphic nature of this panel the creator of this comic elected to self censor. Thank you. That's a good pachyderm... (insert 'panicked elephant' sound effect here)

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Kill Whitey.

i'm an attention whore.
send me drugs through the mail.

Doc Pembroke, Master of Hamsters by AngryAmerican 8-29-06

Ma'am, i'm afraid your daughters hamster is dead. It just...it just stopped moving. Oh no. She's gonna be so upset. Yes. She will. The little guy was a fighter though, to the very end. It took me by surprise because i was sure i packed enough trail mix in my ass, and i really thought that i'd worked all the bugs out of the tiny set of scuba gear...

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Kill Whitey.

You said 'bumpy starfish'.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

i'm not sober anymore, and it shows.
this comic sux.

Doc Pembroke: Sexual Veternarian by AngryAmerican 9-01-06

Officer, i'm happy to say that your horse is gonna be just fine. Whoo! That's a relief, i was worried about ole Feisty. Yup, it turns out that some soulless person shot him with a tranquilizer gun. Dear God if i ever catch that person, i'll make him wish he'd never been born... ...EEyeah, what a horrible, horrible man....the good news is that he wasn't raped.......much.... My horse is a catamite!?!

told ya...

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Kill Whitey.

Dude I always forget does a catamite have one hump or two?

a catamite has as many humps as it can get.

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Kill Whitey.

A catamite, but a dog just won't.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker