I just recently had the urge to get xbox live, and I swear someone didn't want me to get it, the following events are all true.

And hopefully funny.

The Conspiracy by The_young_scot 8-26-06

Hey, I'm looking for something that will allow me to connect my xbox to my pc so I can play it online Sorry, thats impossible. But you can buy an adaptor, I've seen it in this very shop Nope, its impossible, you'll just have to buy a new modem Ok then, how much would a USB and Ethernet modem cost? Sorry, that doesn't exist

The Conspiracy by The_young_scot 8-26-06

Whilst purchasing the modem I don't have any cash on me, do you take credit cards? Sure, lemme just run it thought the....... hrm, the systems just gone down, which is pretty odd. You'll just have to go get cash or something Gah! The cash machine isn't working! This is the third one I've tried, none of them are working today Hey could you give me cashback? I need some cash Yeah sure sir, oh wait we just emptied the tills, sorry sir.

The Conspiracy by The_young_scot 8-26-06

After scraping the money together And connect! *Bleep* *Bleep* ERROR Your modem isn't working, I demand you fix it! Ok then, just bring it up, but I'm just about to take my lunch hour One lunch hour later So what was wrong with it It's strange, all your setting were set to the exact opposite they were suppost to be, just one of those things I guess

The Conspiracy by The_young_scot 8-26-06

And connect! *Beep* *Beep* CONNECTED And now I can play Xbox Live! OMG FAG, STOP BEING A N00B!! FAGGOOT! In the end, I think they were trying to save me I'MMA FUCK YOU UP BITCHES!!, SHIT YEAH NIGGAS!................. oh shit thats my mum, I gotta take out the trash

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I laugh at you and your plight.

Um, am I a bad person now?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

which is why I will only play closed sessions with my friends if I get Xbox Live.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

which is why i stopped playing XBL all together

good series though