My comic competition has crashed and burned like I knew it would, so here is my more recent plea for attention.
If you don't like it I don't care.

I've already promised myself I wouldn't cry anymore; I'm running out of Kleenex to jack-off into.

[Click to view comic: 'Priorities']

This is a metaphor for Stripcreator.

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What others say about boorite!

i love metty-fors.
this comic was enjoyable.
strippers give me money.
i'm not drunk.
i threw up today.
hi crack, have some attention and dry those tears.
nice job.

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Kill Whitey.

Your comp dried up, too? lewl

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I must know what lewl means.

dude u suck go back to wittycomics

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whats up i am sebra 139

lewl

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

tee hee

any1 see any sweet movies new ones

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whats up i am sebra 139

Yeah it was called Sebra Goes To Camp. It's about a retarded kid at summer camp who can't fish or shoot the bow and arrow or do anything else without screwing up. It's kind of sweet in the end, though, because all the non-retarded kids help him and come to really love him after he blows them all, repeatedly. You should really check it out.

I heard the plot was a bit hard to swallow

Shut up.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.