just in time! The RFS by AngryAmerican 9-15-06

Stop right there filthy jihadist! The Righteous Freedom Squad is here to save Iran from itself! Mohammed fucking Prophet! Its the capitalist puppet hero, Captain Alabaster! You have no right to be here! Go home! Oh were it that easy my lice ridden, heathen friend. But unfortunately your mad dictator of a leader is planning to develop a huge nuclear arsenal to obliterate my homeland. That's scary. But we have the right as a soverign nation to pursue a nuclear program with nothing but peaceful intentions. That's where your wrong my false religioned chum! Only countries with enough of an economy to make armageddon distasteful have the right. We won't use them cuz we want your money. See?

RFS by AngryAmerican 9-15-06

WE INVADIN....da....I. RAN. YOU NO NUKEY. GLOB SMASH NOW!! Allah! These american superheros are everywhere! WAIT! I'm not your enemy! I bear you no ill will! YOU WANNA NUKEY 'MERICA. DESTROY MALLS. KILL BRITNEY! ME SMASH ALL CAMEL PEOPLE!! I don't want to nuke America, I have family there arrrgh! AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

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they came to kick ass and eat hummus. And they're all out of hummus.

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That's the best comic on this site.

they've come to kick ass and burn prayer rugs. and they're all out of prayer rugs.

RFS: Rabbit Twins pt.1 by AngryAmerican 9-15-06

Soon those crazy americans will be filling the skies with their bombers. What will become of my goats? Look, there's one now! You know what to do... Rabbit Twin Powers Activate! Form of an enraged wererabbit with a fireman's axe! Rabbit Twin Powers Activate! Shape of a Candarian Demon! Damn! Why the hell do i always say 'enraged wererabbit holding an axe?' Beats me. I just figured , you know, it was all you could do or sumthin. I wonder if their souls taste like baba ganoosh...?

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This made me wet... with laughter! Just kidding. I blew a load.

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RFS by AngryAmerican 9-17-06

Stop where you stand, power mad Korean! Your days developing rocket science have come to an end! The Righteous Freedom Squad is here! I do not understand. I am Chinese. This is China. There must be some confusion. Who is the righteous freedom squad? Nice try, but America doesn't make mistakes, eater of doggies! The RFS is an elite team of freedom loving superheroes who live to crush the dreams of dictators everywhere! I find amusement in the ironic nature of that statement... Take me to Kim Jong Il, or prepare to defend yourself, cat ka-bobber! I have a black belt in 17 different disciplines! From Mcdojo no doubt.

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they've come to kick ass and burn prayer rugs. and they're all out of prayer rugs.

RFS: Rabbit Twins pt.1 by AngryAmerican 9-15-06

Soon those crazy americans will be filling the skies with their bombers. What will become of my goats? Look, there's one now! You know what to do... Rabbit Twin Powers Activate! Form of an enraged wererabbit with a fireman's axe! Rabbit Twin Powers Activate! Shape of a Candarian Demon! Damn! Why the hell do i always say 'enraged wererabbit holding an axe?' Beats me. I just figured , you know, it was all you could do or sumthin. I wonder if their souls taste like baba ganoosh...?

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RFS: Rabbit Twins pt2 by AngryAmerican 9-17-06

All right. Let's make Fulijah look like fucking Disneyland. I'm going to suck his balls out through his eye sockets, skullfuck him, then pack the gaping holes with with steaming hot lentils. due to the intense violence, sexual mutilation and the fact that they are minors on this site who must be protected at all costs the RFS has chosen to delete this scene for the good of the world. Man, that's one dead terrorist. He'll never know the sweet, omnipotent feeling of controlling a genocide grade nuclear arsenal. His soul tasted like Kix cereal. Odd.

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