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Humpenstein
Born again virgin

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Inspired by the loss of a star, I figured I'd attempt to produce something of quality. Please enjoy. Feedback, as always, is welcome and wanted.

New comic by Humpenstein
9-16-06
Today I applied for a job.
He told me to get a hair cut; I told him to suck my dick.
I start Monday.

New comic by Humpenstein
9-16-06
My friends mom asked me why I don't support bush.
She thought all Jewish people were republican.
I told her the last time my people followed a bush we wound up in the desert for 40 years. We learned our lesson the easy way apparently.

New comic by Humpenstein
9-16-06
A man went to a party.
He met a woman that had lots of interesting things to say.
That was the joke.

9-16-06 8:53pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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9-16-06 9:48pm (new)
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yipper
Junior Comic Technician

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lol 4 out of 5

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If u don't like it I don't care I'm gonna keep making them So go choke on a salty dog turd

9-16-06 10:58pm (new)
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Humpenstein
Born again virgin

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New comic by Humpenstein
9-18-06
I was in class today.
The girl next to me wrote "Do you want me?" on my paper.
I wrote "Do you want AIDS" on hers.

9-18-06 6:30pm (new)
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ojcme
King Faggot

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I love you.

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Hooray for catharsis!

9-18-06 7:43pm (new)
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Humpenstein
Born again virgin

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New comic by Humpenstein
9-18-06
I was trying to teach my friend how to whistle today.
She said she didn't know how to blow the right way.
I begged to differ.

New comic by Humpenstein
9-19-06
I was talking to my friend today.
He told me how he thinks that all retarded people are actually animals that the government created to take over the world.
That's a true story.

New comic by Humpenstein
9-19-06
I was sleeping in class today.
My teacher woke me up and asked me how I plan on becoming successful through sleeping.
An hour later I had an A.

9-20-06 5:00pm (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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i must chuckle

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Kill Whitey.

9-20-06 9:00pm (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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I bow to the awesomesauceness of this series of illustrated funnies.

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I has a flavor!

9-21-06 7:50am (new)
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Humpenstein
Born again virgin

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New comic by Humpenstein
9-24-06
My mom called me fat yesterday.
Then she bought me an extremely oversized t-shirt to illustrate her point.
So I bought her an extremely oversized tampon to illustrate mine.

9-24-06 6:12pm (new)
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The_young_scot
Makes out like a Lesbian

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I added you to my favourites based solely on that last comic.

I now plan on reading all your comics

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

9-24-06 7:07pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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I now plan on revisiting the works of Gene Rayburn.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

9-24-06 7:52pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/GeneRayburn20.jpg[/IMG]

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What others say about boorite!

9-26-06 10:09am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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And I put my face between 'em and went "PWPWPWPWPWPWPWPWPWPPWPWPWPW!"

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I has a flavor!

9-27-06 10:21am (new)
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Humpenstein
Born again virgin

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On November 11th, my doctor dubs me fully recovered. I no longer have an excuse to not make/post comics, please enjoy.
New comic by Humpenstein
10-05-06
I was talking to my doctor a couple days ago.
He said that after head trauma as serious as mine hallucinations aren't uncommon at all.
Nope, not uncommon at all. Wanna go dance?
Hell yes I do!

New comic by Humpenstein
10-07-06
Hi?
Welcome to the Intensive Care Unit; I'm the doctor that was assigned to make you feel good about what just happened.
What did just happen?
You just woke up in the Intensive care unit after getting hit by a speeding truck.
My goal is to make your CONcussion feel more like a FUNcussion.

New comic 2: The comeback by Humpenstein
10-17-06
Dear Josh,
I know me and you aren't friends, and that I haven't talked to you in years, but I heard what happened and...

New comic 2: The comeback by Humpenstein
11-08-06
What are you always thinking about?
How hard I fucked your sister.
More like YOUR sister.
He's good.

11-08-06 6:38pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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I've used funcussion in casual conversations multiple times since I read that comic.

On a related note, I no longer have any friends.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

11-08-06 8:37pm (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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And I put my face between 'em and went "PWPWPWPWPWPWPWPWPWPPWPWPWPW!"


Silly.

The correct line is, "And I put my face between 'em and went _BLANK_."

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

11-09-06 4:28pm (new)
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Jimmyo
Stripcreator Newbie

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Those comics had me in stiches - great stuff you should go pro! The paper clip should make more appearances

11-10-06 5:48pm (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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I'll let know if I ever stop laughing at this.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

11-12-06 1:07pm (new)
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Humpenstein
Born again virgin

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First comic I've made in a while, enjoy.

New Carmic by Humpenstein
4-30-07
So where's the party at?
Lemme check the directions...
All they say is "All roads lead to Oz."
I bet Oz has an immigration problem.

4-30-07 7:12pm (new)
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Humpenstein
Born again virgin

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new comic: why my girlfriend hates baseball by Humpenstein
10-20-12
They were out of flowers and chocolate so I just picked up some beer and weed instead.
...and I think Cody, Rob, Alex, Lou, Max, Kyle and Andrew might come over to watch the game.
Happy Birthday babe!

A little inspiration to make a new comic came in the gift of game giants going to game 5 tomorrow.  

Cheers!

10-20-12 11:15am (new)
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