Well, it's been a while, so I thought I'd try and make a Bok and Rok adventure. So who knows what you'll think of it!

Bok and Rok's Grandma Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 9-17-06

Hey Rok, sorry I havn't been around much, what have you been up to for these past few months? OH YOU KNOW, ROCKING BACK AND FORTH WAITING FOR YOU TO COME AND SEE ME, WHAT CAN I SAY, I'VE JUST HAD SO MUCH TO DO! SO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Well my Grandma became seriously ill and we all had to look after her, but she just died - so now we can play again! HOORAY! WAIT, HOW ARE YOUR PARENTS IF YOUR GRANDMA IS DEAD? I dunno, they were out getting medicine for her when she passed away, I'll probably tell them when they get back! COOL! LETS GO TO YOUR HOUSE!

Bok and Rok's Grandma Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 9-17-06

Holy banana flavoured jellybeans... Whats that smell!? IT SMELLS KIND OF LIKE ROTTING FLESH... I WONDER IF YOUR MUM BOUGHT A HAM OR SOMETHING? Oh no! That's not ham *sniff* It's rotting Grandma! NO OFFENCE, BUT JEEZ, HASN'T SHE EVER HEARD OF DEODERANT? I don't think dead people can even wash... OH THAT'S TERRIBLE, YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO, WE SHOULD BATHE YOUR DEAD GRANDMA SO SHE SMELLS FRESH FOR YOUR PARENTS COMING HOME! I'LL RUN A BATH...

Bok and Rok's Grandma Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 9-17-06

IN SHE GOES! GOODNESS! YOUR GRANDMA REALLY SHOULD EXFOLIATE MORE, THE AMOUNT OF DEAD SKIN COMING OFF IN THE TUB IS ENOUGH TO IS ENOUGH TO MAKE A SMALL COAT! Wow, maybe we could save the skin, and make a Halloween costume! We could dress up as... um, dead skin creatures! OH I DON'T KNOW BOK, I'VE ALREADY BOOKED THE FAIRY PRINCESS WITH SPARKLING TIARA AT THE COSTUME SHOP! WELL YOUR GRANDMA IS CLEAN, AND SHE'S LOST WEIGHT! MY HANDS JUST WORK MAGIC! They sure do! I think now all we need is some sugar, luckily I keep my secret supply in the toilet! Yummy IT'S THE SPLASHES OF PEOPLES URINE THAT GIVES THE SUGAR A UNIQUE FLAVOUR AND TASTE, DEEELICIOUS!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Pure bliss. Welcome back, Frix. Please make more!

Funny Funny stuff.

i agree

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Kill Whitey.

WOW! Welcome back!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I thought the line "THE AMOUNT OF DEAD SKIN COMING OFF IN THE TUB IS ENOUGH TO IS ENOUGH TO MAKE A SMALL COAT!" was funnier when I initially misread it as "...A SMALL GOAT!" Otherwise, these comics made me feel as though I had a live catfish in my shorts.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

These comics Rok, so do you.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Aw, shucks. I will make more eventually, but I want to take my time. I made the mistake in my old days, of making anything without thinking about it - much. So... watch this space till I get some kind of random, and probably disturbing idea. Huzzah!

Also biped, a goat would have been more random at least...(!)

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Okay, so I decided to try again. Did it work, only you can decide...

Bok and Rok's Soap Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 9-19-06

I'M TELLING YOU BOK, THIS MAGIC CRYSTAL BALL WILL NEVER WORK, IT PREDICTED THAT I WOULD SAY THE WORD "TOADSTOOL" AT SOME POINT TODAY, AND I... OH WAIT, I JUST DID, IT'S AMAZING! Wow, I wonder what'll predict next.... Holy tasbasco sauce! It says here that Drug Dealer Doug will die a horrible gruesome death... I wonder how that'll happen... Meanwhile... Hey Drug Dealer Doug, could you climb into the giant over-sized novelty blender, which has been known to slice people into a million pieces on impact, and unstick that pic axe I dropped in there? Sure thing! Right after some drugs. Mwuhahahahaha! ...One Day Later DID YOU SEE TODAYS PAPER? IT SAYS: "PINK BALLET DRESSES INCLUDING THE TUTU, HALF PRICE" WHAT A BARGIN! OH, AND SHOES, HALF PRICE TOO! YAHOO! IT ALSO SAYS... "LOCAL DRUG DEALER FOUND DEAD... ...After slipping on a bar of soap, Drug Dealer Doug, fell out of an open window, crashing below into a cage of untamed lions. That's so unfair! Drug dealers have all the fun! Also...

Bok and Rok's Soap Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 9-19-06

...His his secret supply of drugs are to be dealt out in the event of him dying. Rok, we must do the right thing... and furfil his legacy, by becoming drug dealers! Why did you move? I THOUGHT I SAW A SNAIL, I TRIED TO CATCH IT, BUT IT WAS TOO FAST FOR ME! HEY IF WE'RE BECOMING DRUG DEALERS, I WANT TO WEAR THE PIMP HAT! BUT FIRST, WE MUST LEARN EVERYTHING ABOUT SELLING DRUGS! Hi Mr. Churn, can I interest you in some extacy? We also have some, amphetamines, and acid strips with pictures of cheese on them! Also crack cocaine, as it's obvious Calinda is a crackwhore! Nice hat Rok! Look boys, I don't think you two should be selling drugs, but shucks I can't resist your little smiles, I'll take it all, Calinda has been trying to branch out from crack after all! That was a great suggestion of yours to call Calinda a crackwhore, where'd you learn a word like that? Also, what happened to your ultra cool looking pimp hat? MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS "YOUR MOTHER WAS A CRACKWHORE WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH YOU" HASN'T DONE ME NO HARM THOUGH, I'M PERFECT... MY HAT BLEW AWAY, THEN A SNAIL RAN AWAY WITH IT. CURSE THEM!

Bok and Rok's Soap Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 9-19-06

HEY CALINDA. YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD, IN-FACT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RIGHT NOW. IS MY NEW NICK NAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE IT? I love it! But it's funny you should out of no where give me that nick name, because I don't feel so good, and I am about to die right now. Don't do drugs! *dies* Mr. Churn! Calinda has just dropped down dead, but the good news is, now that Calinda has died, you can get back together with Mrs. Churn! Calinda is dead, oh god... and Bok I keep telling you, Mrs. Churn and I will never get back together, because she died... a year ago! I keep forgetting Mrs. Churn is dead, one day I'll say something when it's an awkward moment! So anyway, all these people dying has made me hungry... for some sugar! I hope none of us ever do drugs! THE SUGAR... IT SEEMS SO BRIGHT, THAT IT BURNS! AHHH! OH WAIT, I WAS LOOKING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN, OOPS!

...Also, it was a good excuse to get rid of some characters I didn't want in the series anymore.

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Well I'm back, perhaps you will love this new one, perhaps you'll loathe it.  But enjoy it anyway :D

 

Bok and Rok's Fishing Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 6-02-07

AHHH... IT'S SUCH A LOVELY DAY FOR FILCHING! Fishing... we're going fishing, you said filching, but we're actually going fishing, silly OOPS! BUT SAMMY THE SEX FREAK, GAVE ME SUPPLIES FOR FILCHING... I don't even know what filching is, what did he give you... OH YOU KNOW, MOUTHWASH, TOOTHPASTE, A TOOTHBRUSH, I GUESS SAMMY THE SEX FREAK REALLY CARES ABOUT HIS DENTAL CARE! Really? He said when gets ahead he prefers to have no teeth, hey I know, maybe we could filch fish... lets go see Beastiality Bob for some advice!

Bok and Rok's Fishing Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 6-02-07

Sometime later... THAT SURE WAS NICE BEASTIALITY BOB TO PREPARE THE FISH READY FOR FILCHING FOR US, NOW LET ME TRY IT *LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK* What the hell are you boys doing!? OH HEY ANNIE THE ANIMAL RIGHT ACTIVIST, ME AND BOK ARE JUST FILCHING THIS FISH, IT TASTES SALTY AND FISHY, WANNA TRY? Oh my god! You are the most disgusting freaks I have ever met, first you stick your man tail up a fishes rectum and now you're going to drink the juices. I'm going to tell the local news! Live News TV: Outrage! Two young boys caught filching a fish! Professor Know It All, could you please explain to those who doesn't know what the act of filching envolves, after the ejaculation has occured? After ejaculating up the rectum, they then bend over, and feed on both semen and fecal juices, I was also supposed to mention if you're eating gravy or tapicoca not to watch this report, sorry!

Bok and Rok's Fishing Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 6-02-07

Live TV News: Here is what President Fire had to say about the incident. I want you all to know that filching of any kind of fish will now be made illegal, I'd also like to make a special mention to my wife, who just found out she has lung cancer And I'm still smoking, yeah! Wow Rok, who knew we were actually licking Beastiality Bob's man tail juice and fish poop I HAD A FEELING IT MIGHT BE, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK UNCOOL, SO JUST WENT WITH IT, IF WE'VE LEARNED ANYTHING TODAY IT'S THAT IT'S WRONG TO SMOKE AS YOU GET LUNG CANCER Yeah! I mean yuk, I'm never smoking, that's just gross! Well time for some sugar... I'M GOING TO BE A REBEL AND HAVE BROWN SUGAR... JUST FOR A CHANGE, MWAHAHAHAHA...

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Is it wrong to laugh?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.