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Beatnik Joe and the Green Bastard by boorite 9-20-06

What's taking you so long in here? ATTEMPTING TO DIVINE THE PURPOSE OF THIS MECHANISM! "WIPE ON SEX APPEAL! INCREASE YOUR PULLING POWER!!" Would you mind using your inside voice so the whole gas station won't think we're gaying each other? "75 CENTS! INSERT, THRUST, PULL!!"

Beatnik Joe and the Green Bastard Gulp it Down by boorite 9-20-06

WHERE IS THE GULP? THE BIG ONE! I WILL GULP THE BIG ONE!! Sorry. He's from Nebraska.

Beatnik Joe and the Green Bastard Go Leather by boorite 9-20-06

OK, first off, never yell "I GULP THE BIG ONE" at the help. DOES THIS PHRASE CONNOTE ASS RODEO? "Ass rodeo?" Where the hell did you pick that up? FROM THE FRIENDLY COWBOY IN THE GAS STATION REST ROOM! HE COVERED HIS SKIN WITH THE SKIN OF ANIMALS! SOMETIMES!!

Beatnik Joe and the Green Bastard Ride off into the Earthset by boorite 9-20-06

Where to now? I SET A COURSE FOR THE GALAXY'S LARGEST BALL OF LEPTONS! THERE IS AN EXCELLENT GIFT SHOP!! IT IS ONLY 27,000 LIGHT YEARS DISTANT! WOULD YOU LIKE A SLIM JIM?

Cowboy encounters of the worst kind by boorite 9-20-06

So I mosey into the terlet, and I swear to Jesus, there's a guy in a fuckin' Gumby suit! Jumpin' Jehovah on the air guitar! What'd you do? Whaddya think? I been dreamin' of this moment all my life! Oh, right... WHAT ARE THE RULES OF THIS "ASS RODEO?" If I stay on for 7 seconds, I win!

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nicely done

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Kill Whitey.

I GULP THE BIG ONE TOO!

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INSERT! THRUST! PULL! BRILLIANT!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I love them and I'm not biased at all.

These comics made me want to VOMIT!!!!!!!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

There are words in these comics. (Good thing)

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Well, we all know boorite's jumped the shark lately. Whatever the fuck that means.

He did an impression of the Fonz?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'll have to get him a leather jacket then.

doss coix r teh balls

I smell a pulitzer...

No, I just farted.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped put the pu in pulitzer

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dood yur comix r sew god

This isn't Make Fun of the Damn Way I Make Fun of Other Damn People's Damn Comics.

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Well, then why don't I go fuck myself and delete all my comics then cause I'm a god damn moron.

Oh yeah? Then why don't I... oh shit you already said it.

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