Psych Ward by LuckyGuess 9-20-06

Hi, Danny! Are we going to sing a song today? Not today, Mr. Pumpkin! But I'm still going to give you a big cuddly fun hug! Yay! Mr. Birdy, let's show the kids how you feed baby birds! I'm going to eat of out your mouth like a chick now! Okay, Danny! Wow, this'll be a great learning experience AND it'll be fun! So I have this guy in ward 3 that molds his feces into shapes and puts on kids shows. Nice. You should see the lady that fires stillborns into the walls.

Student ID Services by LuckyGuess 9-21-06

You can get your ID at the housing office. This flyer says they moved them from the housing office to the Activities Center. I accidentally dropped all the IDs into an unusually large pile of deer poo. They went to the medical office to be decontaminated. The medical office is closed for now because the entire south wing was dropped in an unusually large pile of deer poo. The IDs are at the main office. Hey there! I found your ID three seconds after you left and neglected to alert you because my burrito would have gotten half a degree cooler while I was gone. Joy.

Down for Maitenence by LuckyGuess 9-19-06

Stripcreator is offline. Great. I have an hour or two to kill before that big boardwalk party. What the hell am I gonna do? How about some games? I can never play games during a work week without feeling like I should be doing something more important. How about masturbating into a sock? I like the way you think.

Women Like The Oral

What did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO?!

by LuckyGuess, 9-09-06

This next one may kill your inner child.

Period Piece by LuckyGuess 9-15-06

Brilliant! I'll give you ten thousand in cash.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

The last one mad me a little sick to the stomach and a little horny.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

That sounds about right.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

fires stillborns into walls. pure genius...
i rated all good, funny shit.

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Kill Whitey.

sick as a barrel of plague rats

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What others say about boorite!

TASTES JUST AS GOOD TOO!!!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Your positive reinforcement is my reason for being, and stuff.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old